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* ''"It's a silly willy world with these four fun-filled Rolie Polie Olie adventures from Playhouse Disney."''
 
* ''"It's a silly willy world with these four fun-filled Rolie Polie Olie adventures from Playhouse Disney."''
 
* ''"You can collect them all! ''
 
* ''"You can collect them all! ''
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== Rolie Polie Olie: The Baby Bot Chase (2003) Trailer ==
 
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* ''"The Polies are back in an all-new full-length movie! Rolie Polie Olie: The Baby Bot Chase! Premiering only on Disney DVD and video!"''
 
* ''"The Polies are back in an all-new full-length movie! Rolie Polie Olie: The Baby Bot Chase! Premiering only on Disney DVD and video!"''
 
* ''"New visitors have arrived in Polieville!"''
 
* ''"New visitors have arrived in Polieville!"''

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7th Heaven Promos

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle Promos

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All Eyez on Me (2017) on HBO Promo

Animaniacs on Kids' WB Promo

Batman: The Animated Series Promo

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (2012) Trailer

Best in Show (2000) Trailer

  • "From the director of Waiting for Guffman. This September, some pets deserve a little more respect than others."
  • "Warner Bros. Pictures and Castle Rock Entertainment present...Jennifer Coolidge...Christopher Guest...John Michael Higgins...Michael Hitchcock...Eugene Levy...Jane Lynch...Michael McKean...Catherine O'Hara...and Parker Posey."
  • "It's the all-new mockumentary, Best in Show. Rated PG-13."

Bill Cosby's Picture Pages Videos Promo (1995)

  • "Bill Cosby's Picture Pages with a learn along color workbook, included with every video. It's recommended by the National Education Association. You can learn along with Bill Cosby and collect all four Picture Pages. They're available wherever videos are sold."

Bulletproof (1996) TV Spot

  • "Universal Pictures presents...Damon Wayans...Adam Sandler...James Farentino...and James Caan!"
  • "Bulletproof. Rated R."

Bump in the Night Videos Promo (1994)

  • "I live under your bed, grateful the tickling."
  • "They call me the Leader of the Pack, where it rules to be growns, don't miss Bump in the Night on ABC Saturday Morning."
  • "And coming soon, a wild Bump in the Night videos."

Cartoon Cartoon Fridays Promo

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001) TV Spot

  • "A mysterious terrorist planning to destroy the human population on Mars using an unknown pathogen. The bounty hunter crew of the spaceship Bebop works to find the terrorist and discover the source of the pathogen before the attack can take place. But only threw bounty hunters can defeat the terrorist and save their lives!"
  • "Destination Films presents...a brand new anime film based on the television series, Cowboy Bebop."
  • "Cowboy Bebop: The Movie. Rated R."

Disney's Learning Adventures Trailers

Version 1

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Disney Learning Adventures Shapes And Sizes And Wonderful Word Adventure Trailer

  • "Now, kids can learn in a whole new way with Disney Learning Adventures, a new series of DVDs that entertain while they educate!"
  • "Join Winnie the Pooh and friends, for fun with letters and numbers. Mickey, Donald and Goofy will make your kids laugh and learn! And discover new ideas and new skills with Disney Princess!"
  • "Learning has never been more fun, developed by Disney and leading educators. Kids can discover the magic of learning."
  • "Disney Learning Adventures, only on Disney DVD!"

Version 2

  • "The fun of learning continues, with the Disney Learning Adventures series on Disney DVD!"
  • "It's two new learning adventures: Winnie the Pooh: Shapes and Sizes, and Winnie the Pooh: The Wonderful World of Words!"
  • "First, your kids will discover all the shapes and sizes in the Hundred Acre Wood, and they can have fun with the magic of words."
  • "Developed by Disney and leading educators, kids can discover the magic of learning. Your preschoolers will want to watch fun lessons again and again."
  • "It's Disney Learning Adventures! Winnie the Pooh: Shapes and Sizes and Winnie the Pooh: The Wonderful World of Words! Coming soon to Disney DVD!"

Version 3

  • "The fun of learning continues, with the Disney Learning Adventures series on Disney DVD!"
  • "It's two new learning adventures: Winnie the Pooh: Shapes and Sizes, and Winnie the Pooh: Wonderful Word Adventure!"
  • "First, your kids will discover all the shapes and sizes in the Hundred Acre Wood, and they can have fun with the magic of words."
  • "Developed by Disney and leading educators, kids can discover the magic of learning. Your preschoolers will want to watch fun lessons again and again."
  • "It's Disney Learning Adventures! Winnie the Pooh: Shapes and Sizes and Winnie the Pooh: Wonderful Word Adventure! Coming to Disney DVD, August 1st!"

Version 4

  • "Only on Disney DVD! It's two all-new Disney Learning Adventures."
  • "Time will fly with Disney Learning Adventures: Good Day, Good Night. As your kids learn the parts of the day, and the days of the week. And with time to rhyme, they'll expand their mind as they learn to rhyme every time."
  • "Developed by Disney and leading educators, featuring all-new songs and all-new stories. Disney makes learning fun!"
  • "It's Disney Learning Adventures: Good Day, Good Night and Time to Rhyme! Coming to Disney DVD!"

Disney's One Saturday Morning: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: TV Series (2000) Promo

  • "The Evil Emperor Zurg is plotting to take over your television."
  • "Disney and Pixar proudly presents: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The TV Series. Coming to Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC and weekdays and Sundays to Disney's One, too."

Disney's One Saturday Morning: Doug (1999) Promo

  • "You've see Doug in space, Doug undercover, Doug on ice, and Doug on the rock, and starting this fall, you can see Doug seven days a week."
  • "Catch Doug every Saturday as part of Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC, and beginning September '99. Doug's on weekdays and Sundays on UPN. Or check local TV listings for time and channel."
  • "So, the next time, you're looking for Doug, any Doug, you won't have to look for Disney's Doug."

Doctor Dolittle (1967) DVD and Blu-Ray Trailer

Don't Say a Word (2001) TV Spot

  • "On September 28th, when the daughter of a psychiatrist is kidnapped, he's horrified to discover that the abductors' demand is that he break through to a post traumatic stress disorder suffering young woman who knows a secret."
  • "20th Century Fox, Regency Enterprises and Village Roadshow Pictures present...Michael Douglas...Brittany Murphy...and Sean Bean. Don't Say a Word. Rated R."

The Education of Charlie Banks (2007) Trailer

  • "Meet Charlie Banks, the college student has to face old problems, when the bully had an unpleasant encounter, but a violent high school student, Mick Leary shows up in campus."
  • "Anchor Bay presents...Jesse Eisenberg...Jason Ritter...Eva Amurri...Gloria Votsis...and Chris Marquette."
  • "The Education of Charlie Banks, even when high school go violent sometimes."

Extreme Dinosaurs: Dinovision and Dino Chopper (1997) Toy Commercial

  • "New Extreme Dinosaurs, now, with Dinovision."
  • "Cool Scopes. Now, you see what Bullzeye sees. Bullzeye shoots with dead on acuracy. Evil Raptors attack. Get an eyeful as T-Bone grabs a mouthful. Fight the war through the eyes of a dinosaur. And the new Dino Chopper. Extreme Dinosaurs with new Dinovision and Dino Chopper set sold separately."

Extreme Dinosaurs Videos Promo (1997)

  • "The Extreme Dinosaurs wait 65 million years to fossilize those raptor slime."
  • "And after some hot action, nothing like a hot lunch. Extreme Dinosaurs. Available from Anchor Bay Entertainment, wherever quality videos are sold, or call 1-800-745-1145."

Fair Game (1995) Trailer

  • "Warner Bros. and Silver Pictures present...Cindy Crawford...William Baldwin...Fair Game. Rated R."

FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) DVD Trailer

The Finest Hours (2016) TV Spot

  • "The Coast Guard makes a daring rescue attempt off the coast of Cape Cod after a pair of oil tankers are destroyed during a blizzard in 1952."
  • "Based on an incredible true story."
  • "Walt Disney Pictures presents...Chris Pine...Casey Affleck...Ben Foster...Holliday Grainger...John Ortiz...and Eric Bana!"
  • "From the director of Fright Night and Million Dollar Arm...The Finest Hours. Rated PG-13. Now playing."

Flicka (2006) Trailer

  • "In many country yards, a young teenage girl named Katy who loved to ride on a horse, that's when she claims wild horses as her own."
  • "But an effort to prove to her father Rob, that she is capable of one day taking the family ranch."
  • "20th Century Fox presents...Alison Lohman...Tim McGraw...and Maria Bello."
  • "Flicka. Cowboys and cowgirls can ride on the horses at farms."

The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown (2015) Trailer

  • "This spring, get ready for a WWE wrestling match with all of your favorite WWE superstars!"
  • "Join Fred, Barney and the whole bedrock gang for their stone-aged wrestling movie. Featuring WWE superstars, John Cena...The Bella Twins...Daniel Bryan...Ray Mysterio...The Undertaker...Mark Henry...CM Henry...and of course, the biggest strongest businessman of all time, Vince McMahon!"
  • "Don't miss The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown on DVD, Blu-ray and digital HD! This film is not rated."

Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997) Video Trailer

  • "Free Willy 3: The Rescue. Jesse and Randolph find themselves on an adventure...that will take them farther than they ever imagined."
  • "Be prepared to head out onto the high seas...in an all-new and spectacular story. Free Willy 3: The Rescue. Rated PG."

Ghostbusters (1984) DVD and Blu-Ray Promo

Glory (1989) DVD and Blu-Ray Promo

Golden Book Video Promo (1992)

  • "Welcome to the wonderful world of Golden Book Video, where books come to life."
  • "This spring, we've got a whole Bunch of Munsch. This delightful fully animated video series, welcomes you to the whimsical world of acclaimed children's author, Robert Munsch in Pigs. Megan thought Pigs were just like dogs, until she left the gates of the Pigpen ajar."
  • "In Murmel, Murmel, Murmel, a little girl finds a baby in her sandbox, and sets off to find just the right person to take care of it."
  • "In Something Good, the kids are frustrated, when Dad refuses to buy good stuff like cookies, and candy at the grocery store."
  • "And don't forget the rest of the Bunch of Munsch, the other popular, The Paper Bag Princess...Moira's Birthday...50 Below Zero...and Angela's Airplane."
  • "It's all a part of the wonderful world of Golden Book Video, where books come to life."

The Greatest Showman (2017) on FX Promo

The Halloween Tree (1993) 1994 Video Trailer

  • "From Turner Home Entertainment and the legendary studios of Hanna-Barbera, comes a new family classic. Based on the story by award-winning science fiction writer, Ray Bradbury, featuring the voice talents of Leonard Nimoy...and a haunting soundtrack by John Debney. A tale of five ordinary kids...and the extraordinary Halloween night, they all remember."
  • "And so, begins the most mystical, magical night of their young lives...as they travel through space...across time...and around the world to save their friend, while unraveling the mystery, and history of Halloween. From the pyramids of Egypt...to Mexican boneyards, they explore the magic of Halloween, and discover the meaning of friendship."
  • "For every generation, for every imagination, The Halloween Tree is destined to become a family classic."
  • "The home video premiere of The Halloween Tree, exclusively from Hanna-Barbera, and Turner Home Entertainment."

Hanna-Barbera Christmas Videos Promo

  • "Turner Home Entertainment proudly presents, a Turner Family Showcase release."
  • "A Flintstones Christmas Carol, an all-new feature-length animated video for just $14.98 or less, wherever videos are sold, starring some off America's best-loved characters. It's a flintstonian twist on a classic story, and it's a film advisory board award winner. Celebrate the season with Fred...and the whole Bedrock gang in this hilarious Yuletide treasure."
  • "And everyone's favorite little ghost, gets into the spirit in Casper's First Christmas. It's a wonderful holiday tale for just $9.98 or less. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo and all of their pals get together to teach Casper the Friendly Ghost and hairy scary, the true meaning of Christmas."
  • "And to make the holidays really special, the legendary Hanna-Barbera studio offers these other holiday treats. How the Flintstones Saved Christmas...Hanna-Barbera's Christmas Sing-A-Long...Yogi's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper...A Christmas Story...and the Steadfast Tin Soldier. Each wonderful animated video is also just $9.98 or less. They're just what your family needs."
  • "So, let America's first and favorite family. Join yours this holiday season."

Hanna-Barbera Halloween Videos Promo

  • "Turner Home Entertainment presents, a bag full of Halloween treats from Hanna-Barbera."
  • "First, The Halloween Tree. What Ray Bradbury calls 'One of the finest productions of my works I have ever seen.' This full-length feature is now available for the new low price of just $14.98 or less. Really, just $14.98, follow the adventures of five ordinary kids on an extraordinary Halloween night they'll never forget...as they travel through space, across time and around the world to unravel the history and mystery of Halloween. Parents' Choice...Emmy...and Film Advisory Board Award winner: As an extra treat it comes with a special bonus cartoon, plus, while supplies last, you can get this free book with your purchase."
  • "What's Halloween without a ghost? We've got the hottest ghost in show business, Casper the Friendly Ghost. Starring in a first time on video adventure. He Ain't Scary, He's Our Brother. Plus, two more titles...The Boo Zoo...and Stars and Frights, each a full hour of scary fun and each priced, so low it's frightening, just $9.98 or less."
  • "Four Halloween treats for the entire family from Turner Home Entertainment. To miss out on these videos would be a grave mistake."

Harvey Street Kids Promo

Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie (2017) Trailer

Home Alone (1990) DVD and Blu-Ray Trailer

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) DVD and Blu-Ray Trailer

Hope Floats (1998) Trailer

  • "Meet Birdee, she is an unassuming housewife whose life is disrupted when her husband Bill."
  • "But when a charming young man named Justin Matisse, who her daughter Bernice disapproves of, comes back into her life."
  • "20th Century Fox presents...Sandra Bullock...Harry Connick Jr...and Gena Rowlands."
  • "A film directed by Forest Whitaker: Hope Floats."

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) TV Spots

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) TV Spot

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) Trailer

  • "The Flash finds himself in a war torn alternate timeline and teams up with alternate versions of his fellow heroes to return home and restore the timeline."
  • "From Warner Premiere...Justin Chambers...C. Thomas Howell...Michael B. Jordan...Kevin McKidd...Cary Elwes...Vanessa Marshal...and Kevin Conroy."
  • "Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox. Rated PG-13."

Kellogg's Special K Cereal Promo (1994)

  • "Are your eating habits taking you in the wrong direction? Try including fat free Kellogg's Special K as part of your weight loss diet, and get the scale moving in the right direction. Kellogg's Special K Cereal, great taste never looked so good."

Kids' WB Promos

1996

  • "The following may cause uncontrollable reflex movements of legs and feet. Kids' WB! does not assume responsibility for overturned vents or footprints on ceilings."

1998

  • "Kids' WB! invites you to have a smashing good time."
  • "Every weekend and very weekend, drop in on Kids Dubba-Dubba WB!."

Kinder Vision (1996) Promo

  • "Kinder Vision appreciates the opportunity to provide you with this valuable information."
  • "Teacher, children, the importance of playing...and walking other children. Don't let your children play or walk alone. Remember, there are safety of numbers...and that the buddy system has been proven to work. Young children should hold hands when in a crowd. Children, you should always stay together and don't allow anyone to separate you, from your friends or move you or your group to an isolated area."
  • "Protecting our most precious resource and caring for your family is a service Kinder Vision is proud to provide."

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008) Trailer

  • "Meet Kit Kittredge, she lives in Ohio during the Great Depression."
  • "But when her father Jack doesn't know what she's been doing, she had it all for a family."
  • "Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema and HBO Films present...Abigail Breslin...Julie Ormond...Chris O'Donnell...Joan Cusack and Stanley Tucci!"
  • "Kit Kittredge: An American Girl! Rated G! In theaters, June 20th!"

The Little Rascals Save the Day (2014) Trailer

  • "New on DVD, The Little Rascals are back in an all-new movie! Join the fun with Spanky, Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat, Petey the dog and the whole gang as they are up to their usual mischief!
  • "The Little Rascals Save the Day, on DVD and Blu-Ray now! Rated PG!"

Love, American Style Promos

Malice (1993) on FX Promo

Mighty Morphin' Alien Rangers: Battle Borgs (1996) Toy Commercial

  • "Summon the help of the Mighty Morphin' Alien Rangers from a far away galaxy. Alien Rangers, the future of earth depends upon your inter planetary powers. We need your help."
  • "Alien Rangers and Battle Borgs from Bandai."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: All-Time Favorites Videos Promo (1996)

  • "Everybody's talking about the new Power Rangers: All-Time Favorites, an exclusive video series, hosted by those two cosmic comics of epic dementia, Bulk and Skull."
  • "With the destruction of their zords, the Power Rangers were forced to search for new power in the treasured Desert of Despair. It was just thrilling, it was out sizeable, intends. The acclaimed four part mini-series Ninja Quest. It's 90 action-packed minutes of stupendous home entertainment, hosted by the delightful and charming Bulk and Skull is coming soon for only $12.95 or less, wherever videos are sold."
  • Alt: "With the destruction of their zords, the Power Rangers were forced to search for new power in the treasured Desert of Despair. It was just thrilling, it was out sizeable, intends. The acclaimed four part mini-series Ninja Quest. It's 90 action-packed minutes of stupendous home entertainment, hosted by the delightful and charming Bulk and Skull is available now for only $12.95 or less, wherever videos are sold."
  • "The spectacular arrival of the White Ranger is an amazing 50 minutes of nonstop morphinominal action, that changed the Power Rangers destiny, hosted by the equally fashionable Bulk and Skull, the White Light mini-series is coming soon, wherever videos are sold, for only $12.95 or less."
  • Alt: "The spectacular arrival of the White Ranger is an amazing 50 minutes of nonstop morphinominal action, that changed the Power Rangers destiny, hosted by the equally fashionable Bulk and Skull, the White Light mini-series is available now, wherever videos are sold, for only $12.95 or less."
  • "The Good, The Bad, and the Stupid: The Misadventures of Bulk and Skull is a hilarious 50 minutes of fall down, pie in your face comedy, filled with their most outrageous moments along with some special new surprises. They need some rolls for only $12.95 or less, wherever videos are sold."
  • "And it's available only on home video, from Saban Home Entertainment."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Cassettes/Read-Along Book & Cassettes Promo (1994)

  • "Hey, kids, listen up! Power Rangers cassettes; Power Rangers book and cassettes are coming your way."
  • "You'll hear that morphinomenal Power Rangers rock and roll from the official soundtrack song album. You'll feel incredible 3D sound effects."
  • "Stories and songs on cassette with bonus limited edition trading cards."
  • "You'll see in your face 3D rangervision jumping out of your read-along storybook."
  • "Pop in a cassette and amaze your friends with those oh so cool, got to have them 3D glasses."
  • "So, look for Power Rangers cassettes, and Power Rangers book and cassettes, wherever music is sold, only from Saban's Cool Kids Records and T.W. Kids."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Megazord (1993) Toy Commercial

  • "It's Megazord. When evil space aliens threaten earth, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, in their Dinozords, morph to become, the Megazord. The Megazord is part of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers ultimate battle system."
  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, too hot to handle."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Ninja Megafalconzord (1995) Toy Commercial

  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. This is Zordon. When danger threatens. I am summoning the five Ninjazords to make the Ninja Megazord. With the White Ranger's Falconzord, then Morph to become, the fiercest powers of them all, the Ninja Megafalconzord. Lord Zedd's evil creations are no match for it's awesome strength. (All: "Let's hit it!")"
  • "Power Rangers Falconzord, and Ninja Megazord from Bandai. The power is on."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Ninja Ultrazord (1995) Toy Commercial

  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. This is Zordon. Lord Zedd's evil space aliens are destroying the city. Only Ultrazord can stop them, first call the Ninja Megazord, and the Falconzord, then summon the mighty Titanus. Morph them all to become your ultra powerful fighting machine, the Ninja Ultrazord. (All: "Morphinomenal!")"
  • "Power Rangers Ninja Megazord, Falconzord, and Titanus from Bandai. The power is on."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Power Rangers/Evil Space Aliens (1993) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, teenage defenders of earth. The Power Rangers are driven by the power of the ancient dinosaurs. Lately, evil space aliens have become a real safety hazard. Earth's only hope, the Power Rangers."
  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, too hot to handle."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Shogun Megafalconzord (1995) Toy Commercial

  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. This is Zordon. Another evil space aliens from Lord Zedd's arsenal is attacking. Summon the five Shogunzords to make the mighty Shogun Megazord. Call the White Ranger's Falconzord, Morph them to become, the Shogun Megafalconzord. Incredible fighting machine. Now, let Lord Zedd taste it's power. (All: "Yeah!")"
  • "Power Rangers Shogun Megazord, and Falconzord from Bandai. The power is on."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Talking Power Rangers/Talking Lord Zedd (1995) Toy Commercial

  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Rangers ready. Evil Lord Zedd is taking over. (Lord Zedd: "Earth will be mine!") But the Power Rangers have something to say about it. (Yellow Ranger: "Morphin!") (White Ranger: "Tigerzord, power up!") (Blue Ranger: "All systems go!") (Red Ranger: "Rangers, power up!") (Black Ranger: "Let's do it!") (Pink Ranger: "Totally Stylish!") That oughta hold off, Lord Zedd, for now."
  • "Talking Power Rangers and Talking Lord Zedd from Bandai. The power is on."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Toy Commercial

  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie. Power Rangers, this is Zordon, evil space aliens, theaten the earth. You must fight some of the most fiercest foes you've ever faced. Even with your incredible shiny uniforms and your Mighty Ninjetti skills, this could be your greatest challenge to keep the world from bring overrun with ooze. (Blue Ranger: "Oozers are losers!")"
  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers from Bandai. The power is on."

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Ultrazord (1993) Toy Commercial

  • "When even Megazord isn't powerful enough, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, summon Dragonzord, and Titanus the Motorized Carrierzord. They morph with Megazord to form the ultimate battle machine, Ultrazord."
  • "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, too hot to handle."

A Mighty Wind (2003) Trailer

  • "A Mighty Wind. Sometimes folkmen can get captured by a mockumentary."

MTV's Advanced Workout: Total Body Training (1997) Video Trailer

  • "Get lean. Get strong. Get hard. Get fit. Tone every muscle in your body to the tunes you want to hear in MTV's Advanced Workout: Total Body Training. Then, as a bonus, reach your strength and flexibility with a stimulating 30 minute Yoga routine. MTV's Advanced Workout: Total Body Training. It's time to et advanced."

MTV's Grind Workout: Fat Burning Grooves (1997) Video Trailer

  • "You'll already flattened that tummy and learned some steps with hip hop aerobics, you've busted a move and yogad out with Fitness with Flava, you've pumped up and flexed your body with Strength and Fitness."
  • "Now, groove as you move to the rhythms of today's most popular music with MTV's Grind Workout: Fat Burning Grooves. Join Eric Nies, the grind dancers and fitness innovator, Patricia Moreno for a light impact, fat burning aerobic routine designed to get your blood surging. Pick up some of today's hottest dance steps, and take advantage of the thigh thinning, butt blasting, lower body segment. It's MTV's Grind Workout: Fat Burning Groove."

Nobody's Fool (1994) DVD and Blu-Ray Promo

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) TV Spot

  • "On December 14th, get ready for high school, cheerleading and the teen sex comedy film for everyone to laugh at!"
  • "From the producer of I Know What You Did Last Summer and the Fast and the Furious."
  • "Columbia Pictures presents, Chyler Leigh...Chris Evans...Jaime Pressly...Eric Christian Olsen...Eric Jungmann...Mia Kirshner...Deon Richmond...Cody McMains...Sam Huntington...Samm Levine...Cerina Vincent...Ron Lester...Randy Quaid...Lacey Chabert...and Riley Smith."
  • "It's the hilarious high school comedy film of the year...Not Another Teen Movie. Rated R. Now playing only in theaters."

Pauly Shore is Dead (2004) Trailer

  • "This fake documentary film that begins with a semi-autobiographical retelling of a famous celebrity's early success and dwindling popularity in the 90s, after which it documents a famous comedian's attempt to fake his own death in order to drum up many of his films."
  • "This October, get ready for a Hollywood fake documentary comedy film of the year as Pauly Shore loses everything, fakes his own death and gets caught."
  • "Pauly Shore...Ashley L. Anderson...Pamela Anderson...Camille Anderson...Adam Sandler...Eminem...Charlie Sheen...and Ben Stiller! Pauly Shore is Dead. Rated R."

Pearl Harbor (2001) Trailer

  • "In January 1941, World War II rages and Danny and Rafe are both saving the world of Major Jimmy Doolittle, who informs them that they had been accepted into the Eagle Squadron, but the Japanese Attack on Pearl Harbor began to happen."
  • "On May 25th, a tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941."
  • "From the director of Armageddon and the producers of Top Gun, The Rock, Con Air, Enemy of the State and Black Hawk Down."
  • "Touchstone Pictures presents, Ben Affleck...Kate Beckinsale...John Hartnett...Cuba Gooding Jr....Tom Sizemore...Jon Voight...Colm Feore...and Alec Baldwin. Pearl Harbor. Rated PG-13, now playing."

The Phantom (1996) Trailer

  • "This summer, the Phantom, descendent of a line of African superheroes, travels to New York City to thwart a wealthy criminal genius from obtaining three magic skulls which would give him the secret to ultimate power."
  • "Paramount Pictures presents...Billy Zane...is...The Phantom!"

Power Rangers Zeo: Deluxe Super Zeo Megazord (1996) Toy Commercial

  • "Sure, you've seen the Megazord, but you ain't seen nothing yet. Introducing the awesome, the unbelievable, the Deluxe Super Zeo Megazord. Unleash the power with the Megazord of Megazords. It's the big daddy of Zeo Battle Action, it's warming up more Zeo, more Zord, five mighty Zeo Zords team up to transform into the Jimmy Jacket of Zeo Megazord of them all. Oh, yeah! Deluxe Zeo Megazord will rock you world. Check out the Deluxe Zeo Megazord at a store near you, today, today, today. Oh, yeah."
  • "Next, Bandai Action Satisfaction."

Recess Promos

Rio (2011) TV Spots

Rolie Polie Olie: A Jingle Jangle Holiday (2001) Trailer

Version 1

  • "Now, you can celebrate the season early with Playhouse Disney's Rolie Polie Olie: A Jingle Jangle Holiday."
  • "It's 4 new out of this world adventures!"
  • "Travel to a place, where planets are made of ice cream, shooting stars come to visit."
  • "And wishes really do come true."
  • "Playhouse Disney's Rolie Polie Olie: A Jingle Jangle Holiday! Coming to video, October 30th!"

Version 2

  • "Now, you can celebrate the season early with Playhouse Disney's Rolie Polie Olie: A Jingle Jangle Holiday."
  • "It's 4 new out of this world adventures!"
  • "Travel to a place, where planets are made of ice cream, shooting stars come to visit."
  • "And wishes really do come true."
  • "Playhouse Disney's Rolie Polie Olie: A Jingle Jangle Holiday! Now available on video!"

Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun (2002) Teaser Trailer

Rolie_Polie_Olie-_The_Great_Defender_of_Fun_VHS_and_DVD_trailer_(Version_-1)

Rolie Polie Olie- The Great Defender of Fun VHS and DVD trailer (Version -1)

  • "Premiering only on Disney DVD and video...Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun!"
  • "Someone has stolen Zowie's birthday. Now...it's up to one daring robot to save the celebration and bring fun back to the cosmos forever."
  • "Playhouse Disney's Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, his first all-new full-length adventure. Premiering only on Disney DVD and video, Summer 2002!"

Rolie Polie Olie Videos (1998) Home Video Trailer

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Rolie Polie Olie Videos trailer (Coming Soon Version)

  • "Rolie Polie Olie is popping up with four fun-filled adventures for your video collection. First, the love bug is about to get Olie."
  • "In Happy Hearts Day! Then spring has sprung, but Olie's parents start acting like kids."
  • "In Growing Upsie Daisy! The springy chicken lays an easter egg."
  • "In An Easter Egg-Stravaganza! And Olie loses a tooth."
  • "In Tooth on the Loose!"
  • "It's a silly willy world with these four fun-filled Rolie Polie Olie adventures from Playhouse Disney."
  • "You can collect them all!
  • Alt 1: "Coming soon to video!"
  • Alt 2: "Now available on video!"

Rolie Polie Olie: The Baby Bot Chase (2003) Trailer

  • "The Polies are back in an all-new full-length movie! Rolie Polie Olie: The Baby Bot Chase! Premiering only on Disney DVD and video!"
  • "New visitors have arrived in Polieville!"
  • "And..."
  • "Join Olie and all your favorite characters as they help the baby bots..."
  • "Find the family who loves them the most."
  • "It's Olie's biggest adventure ever! Rolie Polie Olie: The Baby Bot Chase, with exclusive DVD bonus features!"
  • "Premiering only on Disney DVD and video, June 3rd 2003!"

Sabrina the Teenage Witch Promos

Saving Silverman (2001) TV Spot

  • "On February 9, a pair of buddies conspire to save their best friend from marrying the wrong woman."
  • "Columbia Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures present...Steve Zahn...Jack Black...Jason Biggs...and Amanda Peet. Saving Silverman. Rated PG-13. Now playing only in theaters."

Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness (2015) Trailer

  • "Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness, coming February 2015!"

Spider-Man (1994) Toy Commercial

  • "Web Racer Spider-Man and action figures sold separately."

Spider-Man (1995) Toy Commercial

  • "Super Poseable Spider-Man and action figures sold separately."

Spider-Man and X-Men's Arcade's Revenge (Genesis and SNES) Video Game Promo (1992)

  • "Tired of the same old fun and games. Welcome, Spider-Man, X-Men to the video game ride of your lives. Now on Genesis, the ultimate video game team, are we having fun yet?

Spider-Man: Arachniphobia (1996) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Armor Force (1999) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Attack Playsets (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Battle Cycles (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Battle Talkers (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Big Time Action Hero (1996) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Bug Busters (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Daily Bugle Playset (1994) Toy Commercial

  • "Web Parachute Spider-Man playset and figures sold separately."

Spider-Man: Electro-Spark (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Flip 'n Trap Playset (1998) Toy Commercial

  • "Get ready to stick it to the bad guys. Open the Spider-Man: Flip 'n Trap Playset, where Spidey has amazing new Flip 'n stick action. You'll flip with Spidey flips and sticks it to Venom. Whoa! You can flip Spidey, then make the trap trip. Crawl the wall. It's all out Spider-Man: Flip 'n Trap action. As Spidey flicks and sticks and grips and traps."
  • "The new Spider-Man: Flip 'n Trap Playset comes with Flip and Stick Spidey, other figures sold separately."

Spider-Man: Shape Shifters (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Smythe Battle Chair and Tri-Spider Slayer (1994) Toy Commercial

  • "Web Shooter Spider-Man figures and vehicles sold separately."

Spider-Man: Spider Cycle (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Spider Force Web Car (1997)

Toy Commercial 1

  • "It's new Spider Force, Spider-Man is incredible Spider Force Web Car. Spider Force figures come with insect-droids that transform into radical battle armor. There's never been anything like the Spider Force Web Car."
  • "Spider Force Web Car vehicles and figures, each sold separately."

Toy Commercial 2

  • "Spider-Man, only Spider Force has transforming bugs that turns into battle armor, Wasps bug makes her a warrior, Swarm transforms Spidey swats him down, Tarantula has bug armor, too. But Spidey and Wasp crush him."
  • "Spider Force, they're more than bugs, each sold separately."

Toy Commercial 3

  • "Spider Force, it's the new Spider-Man Web Car with secret Spidey's legs, the only way to crawl down buildings, Spider fierce, Spider missiles, watch out, the amazing Spider claw, the Spider-Man Web Car, it can climb be crush Spider Force, Spider-Man's Web Car Spider-Man's Web Car, Spider-Man's sold separately."

Spider-Man: Spider Jet (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Spider Power (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Spider Sky Cycle (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Spider Racer (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Spider Wars Playset (1996) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the new Spider Wars collection with Cyborg Spider-Man, and a really cool collection of weapons. Spidey transforms into a missile shooting machine. It's Dr. Strange and his mutant clone Doppelganger Spider-Man crawling into action and the evil Hydro Man with super water shooting weapons."
  • "Spider Wars figures and playset, each sold separately."

Spider-Man: Techno Wars (1996) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Vampire Wars (1996) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Venom - Along Came a Spider (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Venom - Planet of the Symbiotes (1996) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Web Blaster (1997) Toy Commercial

  • "Want some Web power? It's yours, with the amazing new Spider-Man Web Blaster, load the Web cartridge, and Web Blaster lets you shoot Webs, just like Spidey. Web Blaster comes with 600 feet of Crime-Bustin' Web. With the awesome Spider-Man Web Blaster, you got the bad guys cover."
  • "Each Spider-Man: Web Blaster comes with two Web fluid cartridges, undish and refills sold separately."

Spider-Man: Web Copter (1998) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the new Spider-Man: Web Copter, what a way to blast a Web. Now, you can fire the amazing Web Copter. You're in control. Missile Shooting, Grasping, Web Blasting. The Web Copters Real Smooth, just lock, load and let the Webbing Explode. Bad guys can run, but they can't hide, Watch out, bad guys, no-one escapes the new Spider-Man: Web Copter."
  • "Spider-Man: Web Copter comes with Fluid, extra Web fluid and figures sold separately."

Spider-Man: Web Cycle (1998) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Web Flyers (1998) Toy Commercial

  • "You can come fly the Spidey sky. New Spider-Man: Web Flyers, hook a web-line to cruise the clouds. Then dive on a villains back."
  • "The Carnage Web Flyer launches an aerial assault, the Spidey Web Flyer sends Carnage in a tail spin. The Hobgoblin Web Flyer launches pumpkin bombs, the Spidey Web Flyer Copter soars into action. Spidey swoops down and scatters them in a jet wash. That's right, i'm bad!"
  • "Web Flyers and the Spider-Man Sneak Attack collection, each sold separately."

Spider-Man: Web Force (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Web Jet (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Web Runner (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Web Splashers (1997) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the new Spider-Man: Web Splashers collection, Black Sea Venom is out to destroy Deep Sea Diver Spidey. You use the Web Splasher pump to make Spidey dive, or surface, pump up Sea Hunter Spidey's raft for a wild ride. It's Deep Sea Dr. Octopus. He dives off his raft to go after Shark Trap Spidey, but Spidey unleashes the evil Symbian shark on him."
  • "The new Spider-Man: Web Splashers collection, each sold separately."

Spider-Man: Web Trap (1997) Toy Commercial

Spider-Man: Web Wars (1999) Toy Commercial

Stand by Me (1986) DVD and Blu-Ray Promo

Star Wars Trilogy DVD and Blu-Ray Trailer

Street Sharks Videos Promos

1995

  • "The Street Sharks are here. Four brothers who'll stop at nothing to put an end to their evil nemesis. The most fin-tastic heroes to ever hit the streets. They're pavement-hoppin', dirt-shoppin', ridin', bitin', bad-guy fighting really big fish. Watch it on amazing adventure! Totally jawsome. Everything else is just bait."

1997

  • "In the secret laboratory hidden deep beneath fission city, and mad scientist, Dr. Piranoid begins an evil twisted experiment. Aided by his diabolical CBS, he injects four innocent brothers with Shark DNA. But something goes very wrong. He leaves them for dead."
  • "Nothing for me. Meet the Street Sharks."
  • "Will the Street Sharks escape the evil Dr. Piranoid and his band of mutants, or will the government get them first?"
  • "They fight, they bite, they kick some serious fin, Street Sharks."

Superhero Movie (2008) TV Spot

  • "On March 28th, come to the movies and see an orphaned high school student named Rick Riker, who is bitten by a radiocactive dragonfly, develops super powers and becomes a hero. In fact, superhero movies can happen!"
  • "Dimension Films and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer present, Drake Bell...Sara Paxton...Christopher McDonald...Kevin Hart...Brent Spiner...Jeffrey Tambor...Robert Joy...Regina Hall...Pamela Anderson...Leslie Nielson...and Simon Rex."
  • "Superhero Movie! Rated PG-13. Now playing in theaters everywhere."

Sweet Valley High (1996) Videos and Books Promo

  • "They're the hottest teenagers in California. Beautiful star crossed twins, who've turned up the heat on Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High, making it the place to be for an exciting home video premiere."
  • "Now, Elizabeth and Jessica wakefield are going back to back with the most exciting video twin pack ever, and you can rent them both today. It's a new video double play featuring: Kidnapped, the chilling, mystery, and Dangerous Love, a thrilling romance."
  • "Each Kidnapped video features exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of the Sweet Valley High cast. Plus, we're including a pair of never before seen Sweet Valley High music videos on copies of Dangerous Love. Music, that's also available on Saban audio CD's and cassettes. Rent them both, Dangerous Love and Kidnapped at video stores everywhere. Only from Saban Home Entertainment."
  • "And look for Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High book series from Bantam wherever book series are sold."

Swing Vote (2008) TV Spot

  • "In a presidential election in the alternate 2008, Bud Johnson from New Mexico, who is coasting through life and has not had a single political thought in his head, while being coaxed by his eight-year old daughter Molly to take more of a serious approach to life."
  • "On August 1st, Come to a remarkable turn-of-events, with the result of the presidential election comes down to one man's vote."
  • "Touchstone Pictures presents, Kevin Costner...Paula Patton...Kelsey Grammer...Dennis Hopper...Nathan Lane...Stanley Tucci...Madeline Caroll...and George Lopez! Swing Vote. Rated PG-13."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (SNES, Sega Genesis) (1992) Video Game Commercial

  • "This is Cowa-bungee. And this is Cowa-bongo. But, the turtles for your 16-bit system are Cowabunga. Holy cow! It's Turtles in Time, the cool arcade game on Super N.E.S. Now, dig the turtle duels and psych up your Sega Genesis with a Hyperstone Heist, an all-new 3-D turtlegram. So, remember. This is Cow-a-Bingo. But, the turtles from Super N.E.S. and Sega Genesis are Cowabunga Dude."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game NES (1990) Video Game Commercial

  • "Ultra's improved your favorite Arcade Game. First, we added two new levels, then, packed it with bigger, stronger, enemies, and a ton of extra foot soldiers. Next, we punched up the action with knockout new attack moves and crime-fighting scenes like the Ninja castle. If that doesn't swell your shell, we made one more small adjustment. Introducing, the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade Game, today's biggest hit for your N.E.S.. Free personal pan pizza coupon from Pizza Hut in every box."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES (1989) Video Game Commercial

  • "Fresh from the sewer. And into your Nintendo Entertainment System comes Ultras version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now you can take control of these Heroes in a Half Shell...as they Nunchucks. Swim. And Bazooka blast their way through sewers and streets. Ridding the world of rival robots, wretched ruffians, and the evil Foot Clan forever. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they're out of the sewers, and available wherever Ultra Games are sold."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cheapskate/Turtle Trooper/Knucklehead (1988) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the turtles giving the old foot soldiers, the boot with their latest invention the Cheapskate, and look, in the sky, it's a bird, it's a jet, no, it's the Turtle Trooper parachute. Oh-oh, those attack and grab foot machines look like real trouble for the green guys."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Dome/Wyrm/Dirtbag/Groundchuck (1991) Toy Commercial

  • "It's Chrome Dome, the foot mechanized warrior. Eew! It's the trashed out wiggler the Wyrm with it's disgusting worm eating smile. And Dirtbag, the mutated minor prospecting for trouble with his jackhammer. And now, if that weren't enough, here comes Groundchuck, the foot mutated mole is a walking arsenal, but nothing frightens the turtles."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Disguised Turtles (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "Who'll stop Shredder? Leonardo can't, he's off in the far east. And Michaelangelo can't, 'cause he's Sewer Surfing down under. And Raphael's on maneuvers in orbit, a total Space Cadet. But wait, it's Donatello, he's been in disguise all the time. And so, are the rest of the turtles. It was all a trap for Shredder."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Don's Sewer Squirters (1991) Toy Commercial

  • "The turtles and their friends are on patrol, each armed with Don's Sewer Squirters, the pump action squirt gun with a 20 foot range. Oh, no! Those 20 feet belong to the Electronic Foot Soldiers. What will the turtles do now? Why, the water's shorting out their circuits. Who would have thought those Sewer Squirters would make foot handels out of Shredder's Foot Soldiers?"
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Flushomatic/Turtle Cycle/Double Barreled Plunger Gun/Retro Catapult (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "Oh, no! Raphael is in the clutches of evil Foot Retromatic Torture Machine. Will the Turtle Cycle make it in time? Will Raphael be destroyed by the Retromutagen Ooze? What a shot, the Double Barreled Plunger Gun saves the day again. And with the Retro Catapult, the turtles are giving the Foot, some of their own medicine."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Killer Bee/Needlenose (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the Foot Soldier riding Killer Bee, Shredder's Gigantic Mega Mutant. They're buzzing off with a stolen Top Secret Isotope. How will the turtles ever stop him? With Needlenose, the turtles own Mega Mutant. The Psychotic Killer Bee attacks, but Needlenose out maneuvers him. The foot finger fumble it away, and the Isotope is safe."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Krang/Baxter Stockman/Ace Duck/Genghis Frog (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "Krang, the master brain of Dimension X. Ally of the evil Shredder, and Baxter Stockman, the wickedly winged scientist are out to destroy the Ninja Turtles. Right, Ace Duck, the turtles top feathered friend. Along with Genghis Frog, who's always Hopping for Action. Always ready to fight on the side of the turtles."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leatherhead/General Traag/Metalhead/Usagi Yojimbo (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "Leatherhead, the evil Cajun Gator, Swamp-Stomper, latest of the evil Shredder. General Traag, leader of the Rock Army Soldiers from Dimension X. Metalhead, the robotic turtle fighting machine. Well, there's Usagi Yojimbo, the samurai rabbit, fighting for action. It's the rollicking extremely double turtles."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo's Sewer Force Sword (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "They're honorary turtles, and each of them is carry official Sewer Force Sword. Not merely a fashion statement, The Sewer Sword represents, the cutting edge of turtle technology, the ultimate in personal defense. Oh, oh! What's that up ahead, could it be Foot Soldiers? Bebop, or even Shredder himself. No, it's only, Dad."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutagen Man/Napoleon Bonafrog/Ray Fillet/Panda Khan (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "Shredder and his henchman, Mutagen Man with the floating guts. Have captured two of the turtles friends, Napoleon Bonafrog, a real horned toad, and Ray Fillet, the colour mutating mutant. Oh, no, they're going to cover them with Retromutagen Ooze. Wow! What's on them? Why, it's Panda Khan, the turtles samurai buddy. Thought you said, they were finished Shredder."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Military (1991) Toy Commercial

  • "From our fighting men at the front. The latest news is turtles. Here we have Lieutenant Leo, leading his men into battle. On the high seas., it's Midshipman Mike, he must be looking for submarines. In the air, it's Pro Pilot Don. And Raphael has become the Green Teen Beret."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Module/Turtle Copter (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the evil Foot Clan's Mutant Module. Shredder and his henchman have used it to drill into the underground gold vault. Can they just drive in and take whatever they want? Because, Splinter and the turtles are hovering nearby in their Turtle Copter. Shredder's getting away, but with the Turtle Copter's punching skids, he's a pushover."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The National Turtle Quiz (1988)

Promo 1

  • "The National Turtle Quiz. What happened when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mutated? They really came out of their shell. What breakfast cereal do Ninja Turtles love but Foot Clan hate? Shredded feet. What do you call a guy with knives on his arms, blades on his knuckles and murder in his heart? Trouble."
  • "Action figures from Playmates."

Promo 2

  • "The National Turtle Quiz. Why don't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles take the evil Shredder seriously? Because he's such a cut-up. What does any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle like better than a piece of pizza? Two pieces of pizza. What do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do to Bad Guys? They show them how to party."
  • "Action figures from Playmates."

Promo 3

  • "The National Turtle Quiz. What happens when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fight the evil Foot Soldiers? They knock the socks off the foots. When dining with the evil Shredder, what is Leonardo's favorite dessert? Raspberries. What happens to the bad guys when they Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? They get shell-shocked."
  • "Action figures from Playmates."

Promo 4

  • "The National Turtle Quiz. Why don't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like the Shredder? Because he grates on them. What happens when Donatello meets an evil Foot Soldier? He introduces him to his staff. What's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' favorite bird? A pizza with wings."
  • "Action figures from Playmates."

Promo 5

  • "The National Turtle Quiz. What game do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles play with evil Foot Soldiers? Football. What's the evil Shredder's favorite food? Turtle soup. Why do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live in a manhole? Because their minds are in the sewer."
  • "Action figures from Playmates."

Promo 6

  • "The National Turtle Quiz. When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet the evil Foot Soldiers what kind of music do they play? Foot stomping music. Why won't Splinter tell Shredder where to find the turtles? He doesn't want to rat on them. What's the best thing for Ninja Turtles in a hurry? Pizza to go."
  • "Action figures from Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Oozey/Sewer Seltzer Cannon/Donatello, The Storage Shell (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "Watch out! That fake Pizzaria is really an Ooze Shooting Cannon. One drop of that stuff mean goodbye Green Guy. Whoa! Where did that water blast come from? It's the turtles Sewer Seltzer Cannon to the rescue. Looks like the Foot is all washed up. And there's Donatello, the Storage Shell Turtle, with his arsenal of weapons hidden in his back. Try this Pizza."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Party Wagon/Footcruiser/Pizza Thrower (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "The turtles Party Wagon is ready to roll, right over the Foot Clan. They may be tough, but the Tenderizer will soften them right up. Oh, oh, the Shredder has his own wheels and his Footcruiser looks really bad, and it converts to Aerial Attack Mode. What next? Whoa, the turtles Motorized Pizza Thrower will leave the Foot with a bad taste in their mouths, if the guys don't eat all the ammunition."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Scumbug/Muckman & Joe Eyeball/Wingnut & Screwloose (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "It's Scumbug, the turtle exterminator, half man, half cockroach. He's buggy Muckman, the mutated sewer worker, and his little uni pal, Joe Eyeball to join Shredder's, evil Foot Clan. Muckman is just oozing, under the pressure, but before he can answer. Wingnut, the turtles wacky vampire, bat buddy, and his mosquito sidekick Screwloose decide to wing it, and the rogues bug out."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sewer Dragster/Psycho Cycle/Pizza Face (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the turtles Pizza Powered Sewer Dragster, and the Evil Foot Clans Psycho Cycle Motorcycle. Pull the ripcord and they're off, all over the place. Oops! Bebop took a wrong turn. That's right! It's Pizza Face, the mutated Pizza chef. He's using his killer Pizza to try to stop the Sewer Dragster."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sewer Playset (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "The Foot are about to ambush the turtles Sewer Playset, but thanks to the turtles Periscope, it's no surprise! The Foot are attacking the Sewer Balls. Watch out, turtles! Or you'll wind-up in the Recovery Room? Oh, no! Retromutagen Ooze! The Shredder's up to his old tricks, and speaking of going up, the turtles are taking the Elevator to Street Level, to make a call on Shredder using their Private Line."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sewer Tubes/Footski (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "Join the turtles on Foot patrol in their battle ready Sewer Tubes, featuring Wacky Pizzas Slicing Oars, Depth Charge and Rotating Foot Blasters. It's the Footski with his deadly Harpoon Gun, Shredding Torpedoes and Electric Leeches. Could this be the end of good clean fun in the Sewer?"
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder/Foot Soldiers/Bebop/Rocksteady (1988) Toy Commercial

  • "The Shredder, sworn enemy of the turtles, with his henchmen, the dreaded Foot Soldiers, the mutants Bebop and Rocksteady. All they want turtles soup."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Slash/Triceraton/Mondo Gecko/Fugitoid (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "Are you talking about Slash, the twisted mutant turtle from Dimension X? Latest member of the evil Foot Clan, or Triceraton, Shredder's mutant enforcer. Well, surely, you don't mean Mondo Gecko, the skateboarding good guy lizard, or Fugitoid, your whacked out robotic buddy with the short circuit. So, what's the problem?"
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sludge-Mobile/Toilet Taxi (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "Oh, yes, it is. Shredder has frozen the sewers, and is using the wacky-action wind-up Sludge-Mobile to pull a snow job on Donatello. He's gonna blast him with the Yellow Snowball Launcher. Yes. Here comes the Toilet Taxi Hauling Shell, Leonardo plunges ahead on Shredder's behind. Shredder looks back just as his Sludge-Mobile hits a pipe, and wipes out."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splinter/Donatello/Leonardo/Raphael/Michaelangelo (1988) Toy Commercial

  • "Splinter the rat, taught them each the ninja arts. Donatello, master of the staff. Leonardo, the katana blades. Raphael, the sai. And Michaelangelo, the nunchuckus."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splinter/Shredder (1988) Toy Commercial

  • "Splinter the rat, leader of the turtles, taught them each the ninja arts. Now, he must face something far more deadly. The Shredder, leader of the Foot Clan, and sworn enemy of the turtles. How can a good rat avoid a bad cut up?"
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Talking Turtles (1991) Toy Commercial

  • "Woah! Shredder's right, because with the talking turtles, all you have to do is just possible sound strip. Well, how about...Each of the talking turtles come with two of their own talking script strips. Plus, you can get more strips separately. So, when Shredder talks tough, the turtles always get the last word."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Technodrome (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "The turtles are assaulting the Technodrome. Inside are the Foot Clans, Weapons Storage Chamber, Krang's Laboratory, and Shredder's Master Control Room. Oh, they've been spotted. Now, they'll have to watch out for The EyeSpy Radar, Secret Ooze Pit, The Spiked-Back Door. Oh, no! And Ooze Scanner, A Brain Scrambler, A Mutant Manacles. Can't Leonardo rescue them?"
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Blimp (1988) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the turtles gigantic and wacky attack aircraft, the Turtle Blimp. Featuring pistol grip and wacky bombs with trigger release, and, of course, with the detachable turtle glider, the boys can drop in any time for pizza, for lunch."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Wacky Action (1989) Toy Commercial

  • "It's the new Wacky Action wind-up turtles. How about Breakfightin' Raphael, who spins to attack with Foot Stars and Rapola? Well, what about Sewer Swimmin' Donatello, who gets into the Swim with Spear and Scuba Jet, Or Rock 'n' Roll Michaelangelo with Spinning Action Arms and Weapons? No, we're talking trouble, 'cause here comes the Foot Clan's Mouser, stomping and chomping."
  • "From Playmates."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Wacky Action (1990) Toy Commercial

  • "Oh, no! More Wacky Action turtle wind-ups? Well, I mean, there's Sword-Slicin' Leonardo with wind-up Sword Fighting Action. So, it's Slice 'n' Dice Shredder with Rotating Shoulder and Elbow Armour. He's never been nastier. And so, it's Creepy Crawlin' Splinter. He's creeping up on Shredder all by himself."
  • "From Playmates."

Three Kings (1999) Trailer

  • "When four American soldiers on a gold heist that takes place during the 1991 uprisings in Iraq against Saddam Hussein following the end of the Gulf War."
  • "Warner Bros. Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures present...George Clooney...Mark Wahlberg...Ice Cube...and Spike Jonze!"
  • "A film directed by John Ridley...Three Kings!"

Tom & Jerry (NES, Gameboy, and SNES) Video Games Promo (1993)

  • "There's a mouse in the house, but that's no ordinary rodent. It's one half of Hollywood's most hilarious cat and mouse team. Tom & Jerry. Now, starring them your N.E.S., Game Boy, and Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Take off on the wildest, wackiest, cartoon chase ever, filled with frantic antics and madcap mayhem. As Jerry, you've got to race through stage, after stage of awesome, animated action, with you-know-who hot on your tail. Tom & Jerry from Hi Tech Expressions, the ultimate games of cat and mouse."

Tom & Jerry: Blast Off To Mars (2005) DVD Trailer

Tomodachi Life: The TV Series on DVD Trailer

Tootsie (1982) DVD and Blu-Ray Promo

Tuck Everlasting (2002) DVD and Video Trailer

  • "Many strange years in 1914, a young 15-year old girl named Winnie is from an upper-class family in the town of Treegap, and wants to make her own choices in her life."
  • "From Walt Disney Pictures, Alexis Bledel...Ben Kingsley...Sissy Spacek...Amy Irving...Victor Garber...Jonathan Jackson...Scott Bairstow...and William Hurt in the greatest romantic drama ever."
  • "Tuck Everlasting. Premiering only on Disney DVD and video, February 25, 2003."

V.R. Troopers (1994) Toy Commercial

  • "It's V.R. Troopers. Ryan Steele...Kaitlyn Star...J.B. Reese. Team up to battle the treacherous star cart. He attacks in the Skyborg Jet Firing, A Mega Missile. He's no match for the troopers. Armoured up, they soaring on a V.R. Turbo Cycle."
  • "Team up with troopers, Saban's V.R. Troopers, each sold separately."

Warner Bros. Family Entertainment Century 2000 Collection Videos Promo (1999-2000)

  • "The countdown's begun. Bring in the new century with an incredible collection of Warner Bros. Century 2000 videos. Take off with all your favorite characters...in the wackiest...wildest...hairiest...berriest...doggone scariest...Tom and Jerry is movies ever."
  • "Bring home Free Willy...Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home...and Free Willy 3: The Rescue...The Amazing Panda Adventure...Wild America...Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island...Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers...Batman: SubZero...Tom and Jerry's Greatest Chases...Yogi the Easter Bear...The Flintstones Stone-Age Adventures...and more."
  • "Don't miss out on this incredible collection of unforgettable family videos. You'll flip at the incredible low prices. Bring home the magic...the mystery...the thrills...and the laughter. Plus, cash in on over $250 in savings inside every video."
  • "And when you buy any three Century 2000 videos, get one free. Bring home all the videos in the Century 2000 Collection today. From Warner Bros. Family Entertainment."

Warner Bros. Family Entertainment Century Collection Videos Promo (1998-1999)

  • "Celebrate movie making magic with the collection of Looney unforgettable family film classics: Warner Bros. Family Entertainment Century Collection. Movies that will touch your heart...and capture your imagination. Come along with Warner Bros. most beloved characters. High-flying, high-tech Superheroes. Enjoy a treasury of hilarious comedies. Magical adventures...and endearing classics, the movies that will make you laugh. Make you cry, and remember why you loved them for the first time."
  • "Relive the magic...the action...the suspense...the laughter...the excitement...the fantasy...and the wonder."
  • "Movies that will transport you from the Great Outdoors...to the furthest edges of your imagination. Don't miss out, on this collection of timeless movie classics...movies for the whole family...movies you'll treasure...movies you'll want to see again and again...collect the memories...collect them all. Warner Bros. Family Entertainment Century Collection."

The West Wing Promos

When Dinosaurs Roamed America Promo

The Wiggles: Getting Strong (2007) Trailer

  • "Wiggle and learn! With the new Wiggles DVD: Getting Strong!"
  • "Join Jeff, Anthony, Murray and and Sam, as they explore how words are spoken and written...see Captain Feathersword in a moving experience...dance with Dorothy the Dinosaur and all of your wiggly friends!"
  • "We're getting ready for music, we're getting ready for fun, we're...Getting Strong! Look for it on DVD, from Warner Home Video. In stores now!"

Wild America (1997) TV Spot

  • "On July 2, three brothers who are obsessed with animals are given permission from their parents to travel around America with a camera documenting wildlife."
  • "Warner Bros. Pictures and Morgan Creek Productions present..Jonathan Taylor Thomas...Devon Sawa...and Scott Bairstow. Wild America. Rated PG. Now playing."

Wild Wild West (1999) TV Spot

Winnie the Pooh 123s UK Trailer

  • "On Disney DVD...your kids will love to learn with your favorite friends in Winnie the Pooh 123s!"
  • "It's a great way for your kids to get excited about numbers!"
  • "Learning has never been more fun."
  • "Developed by Disney and leading educators. Discover the magic of learning with Winnie the Pooh 123s! Own it on Disney DVD!"

Winnie the Pooh Videos Promo

1993-1995

  • "Winnie the Pooh...for a bear of very little brain, he certainly finds quite a lot of excitement."
  • "I'm sorry, Pooh, I don't. But I do have four classic stories in the Hundred Acre Wood...with you and Tigger and Eeyore and Christopher Robin. You're all so much fun."
  • "Sounds familiar, Pooh. Did you forget in Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree, you take to the air when your honey pot is bare?"
  • "Then, it's a windy day in the Hundred Acre Wood in the Academy Award winning: Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day."
  • "And you remember Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too."
  • "That's right, in Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore. Eeyore thinks everyone's forgotten his birthday. But you and your friends prove him wrong with a surprise party."
  • "I'm sure kids of all ages will really have fun sharing these adventures with you, Pooh, and all your friends from the Hundred Acre Wood. There's one, two, three, four...No, four Winnie the Pooh Storybook videos. There's nothing more fun than collecting all four, except collecting honey, of course."

X-Games '98 (1998) Video Trailer

  • "Now from the ESPN Video. The best of Summer X. The best of Winter X. Only on home video. X-Games '98, see the best moves from both the 1998 Summer X and Winter X Games. Hear the best music from 1998 X-Games CD. X-Games '98, it's the best of the best. Get it now, where you buy the videos, or call 1-800-410-9339."

X-Men: The Animated Series (1993) Toy Commercial

  • "Extraordinary exceptional X-Men, Wolverine's got a tiger twist stripes and spring out claws. The Iceman comes on his iceboard with colour change icicles. Saber Tooth's equipped with wounds that heal easily and extra slashing claw and glow in the dark eyes and mouth. Here's Forge with his quick draw gun action. Look out and Mr. Sinister with his light-up chest. These aren't ordinary men their, X-Men figures sold separately from ToyBiz."