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Abby (1974) Radio Spot

Asylum (1972) Trailer

Blacula (1972) Trailer

Bloody Birthday (1981) Trailer

  • "Some birthdays are unforgettable."
  • "Bloody Birthday. The overwhelming horror. Bloody Birthday is a night where no one will survive."

The Children (1980) Trailer

  • "It's time you believed in a new kind of horror. The horror of The Children. Something you wouldn't dare to imagine has happened to the children. Something beyond your worst fears."
  • "Something evil is happening, and it's happening inside the children."
  • "The Children will take you one step beyond horror....to sheer terror."
  • "Something terrifying has happened to The Children. Pray you never meet them."

The Dark Crystal (1982) Trailer

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The Dark Crystal Movie Trailer

  • "The Dark Crystal. It begins as a quest. A wonderful fantasy adventure."
  • "Journey into the mystical realm of sights...and sounds. Enter the world of the Dark Crystal."
  • "Now, from directors Jim Henson and Frank Oz, and Gary Kurtz, the producer of Star Wars, comes a new dimension of fantasy and adventure."
  • "Travel to the another world and another time in the age of wonder...The Dark Crystal."

Dawn of the Dead (1978) Trailer

  • "In 1968, George Romero brought us...Night of the Living Dead. It became a classic horror film of its time... Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking motion picture experience for all times...Dawn of the Dead."
  • "Imagine, if you will, that something goes terribly wrong. Now, accept the fact that there's no escaping the horrible consequences. George Romero brings back the dead. Night of the Living Dead has ended. Dawn of the Dead is here."
  • "We have spawned our own savagery, soon it will consume us all."
  • "It is a horrible, hauntingly accurate vision of the mindless excesses of a society gone mad."
  • "When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth. Dawn of the Dead."

Day of the Dead (1985) Teaser/Trailer 1

  • "First, he created the most frightening film ever made (Night of the Living Dead). Then, he took his unique vision of terror one step further (Dawn of the Dead). Now, George A. Romero takes us out of the night, beyond the dawn, and into the darkest day of horror the world has ever known...Day of the Dead."
  • "George A. Romero's Day of the Dead. The most eagerly-awaited day in horror film history."

Deadtime Stories (1986) Trailer

Death Wish II (1982) Trailer

  • "A city under attack, and one man under fire. A violent invasion of his home, and his family."
  • "He's back. Charles Bronson...fighting back in Death Wish II."
  • "Now, he's face-to-face with the filth of the city. If the police can't clean up the streets, he will. His way."
  • "For every criminal, he's a nightmare come alive. In a city of fear, vengeance is his."
  • "Charles Bronson. Death Wish II."

Deep Red (1976) TV Spot

Doctor Butcher M.D. (Medical Deviate) (AKA: Zombie Holocaust; 1980) Trailer

  • "His name is Doctor Butcher M.D. Medical Deviate. He has perverted the science of medicine for his own maniacal means."
  • "Doctor Butcher M.D. Medical Deviate."
  • "See Doctor Butcher's diabolical surgery. See him mutilate patients with his murderous scalpel. Doctor Butcher loves New York. There are so many attracted patients to operate on."
  • "Doctor Butcher, Medical Deviate. He loves to operate on beautiful women."
  • "Doctor Butcher M.D. Medical Deviate. He's a deprived sadistic rapist, a bloodthirsty homocidal killer. And he makes house calls. Doctor Butcher M.D."

The Dragon vs. Needles of Death (1976) 1982 Release Trailer

  • "The Dragon vs. Needles of Death. In the sinister shadows of night, lurks the newest and most deadly demon of the martial arts. Don Chien's Needles of Death. Killer steel spikes flung supersonic speed, ripping through anyone in their path."
  • "Needles of Death, a bloodthirsty martial-arts butcher. Can anyone escape the slaughter? The dragon king of martial arts, a kung-fu master. His fists of fury against these daggers of death."
  • "The Dragon vs. Needles of Death. A kung-fu powerhouse."
  • "The Dragon, an indestructible kung-fu killing machine, meets his most evil opponent."
  • "See him take on an army of kung-fu executioners. See Chien fire his needles 360 degrees around. He'll cut you up from all sides at once. They strike like lightning, kill, and torture! See The Dragon vs. Needles of Death. Rated R. Coming soon."

The Evil Dead (1981) TV Spots

Fighting Mad (1976) Trailer

  • "He's coming and he's fighting mad! The story of a man, his son and their dreams to go home again. Back to his family. And a peaceful life working his land...until they blow it out from under him."
  • "Strip miners raking the land and smashing lives, rolling over anyone who stands in their way."
  • "When they couldn't buy him out, they tried to beat him up."
  • "Justice goes to the highest bidder."
  • "When they can't steal their land, they go back to their lives."
  • "When the law doesn't work, he makes his own."
  • "A lone warrior, fighting the forces of greed and corruption."
  • "When you push too far, even a peaceful man can get fighting mad! Peter Fonda is Fighting Mad."

Fighting Mad (AKA: Death Force) (1978) 1981 Release Trailer

  • "She's in Playboy. He's out of the Penitentiary. Now together, Jayne Kennedy and Leon Issac in... Fighting Mad."
  • "She is the woman that every man wants."
  • "Beaten, betrayed and busting loose. Introducing James Iglehart, a cold, calculating killing machine."
  • "Fighting Mad."
  • "When the going gets rough, the tough get going. Fighting Mad."
  • "Fighting Mad. Rated R. From 21st Century Distribution."

Foxy Brown (1974) Trailer

The Hand (1981) Trailer

Inseminoid (1981) Trailer

  • "The most dreaded fear of every woman on Earth is even more horrifying in space. The inconceivable is about to be conceived. Inseminoid. The living miracle of creation is now the deadliest force for destruction. Now, a different kind of alien is about to be born, and the entire universe is its victims. Outer space is expecting the unexpected. Witness the birth of Inseminoid. It is not a blessed event."

Jaws of Satan (1981) Trailer

Last House on the Left (1972) Trailer

Mother's Day (1980) Trailer

  • "Somewhere in the woods of Deep Baron, a woman and her sons live in isolation. When they come out, it's for one reason only. Some say she spoiled her boys...some say she drove them mad. No one who found out has lived to tell."
  • "Charles Kaufman's Mother's Day."
  • "Jackie, Abbey and Trina have come to the wilderness for a weekend of fun. Little do they know, out there, something lies watching...waiting. Someone's coming...they're getting closer."
  • "There's nowhere to run, no one to hear you scream..."
  • "When you know how to celebrate, everyday is Mother's Day. From the darkest corner of the imagination to the outermost reaches of insanity and terror, comes a celebration of mayhem... Charles Kaufman's Mother's Day."
  • "No one can escape on Mother's Day, because Mother's Day never ends!"

The Nesting (1981) Trailer

Nightmare (1981) Trailer

  • "Prepare yourself for the most intensely shocking motion picture of our time...Nightmare. The motion picture everyone is talking about."
  • "From the man who terrified you in Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th, special effects director Tom Savini, now comes...Nightmare."
  • "Terror will surround you."
  • "Pray you survive the night. Nightmare."
  • "Scream, but no one can help you."
  • "Where do you go? There is no place to hide."
  • "Nightmare."
  • "Nightmare. The dream you can't escape, alive! No one under 17 admitted. From 21st Century Distribution, coming soon."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Trailer

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) Trailer

The Passage (1979) TV Spot

The Prowler (1981) Trailer

Scalps (1983) Trailer

The Scaremaker (AKA: Girls Nite Out; 1982/1984)

Trailer

  • "Scare is to defined as something sudden, ugly and terrifying. Fright is the result of being scared of your mind. Meet...The Scaremaker."
  • "The scavenger hunt was the biggest college weekend of the year, an event that would be from parties to graveyards. It was just another way to kill time."
  • "But something terrible happened. A dead man came home."
  • "The Scaremaker will take you places you've never been. You will watch the life run out of you."
  • "His corpse is sickening cold. It's too late when your heart races and pounds, when you feel your blood rushing through your veins. Never has terror been so real until you met...The Scaremaker. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent."

TV Spot

  • "Scare is to defined as something sudden, ugly and terrifying. Fright is the result of being scared of your mind. Meet the Scaremaker."
  • "The Scaremaker! A dead man come home. Rated R."

Scream Blacula Scream (1973) Trailer

The Secret of NIMH (1982) Trailer

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The Secret of NIMH (1982) Official Trailer - Dom DeLuise, Derek Jacobi Movie HD

  • "Aurora and Don Bluth Productions present, a classic adventure in motion picture entertainment."
  • "It's a fantasy with wizards and villains. It's an odyssey to another world, a world of fantasy and enchantment. It's a story of friendship. It's a classic story of courage...and a world of dangers...where courage is rewarded."
  • "A motion picture for everyone to share. Discover The Secret of NIMH, and rediscover the child in us all."

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Trailer

Sister Street Fighter (1974) Trailer

Slaughter (1972) Trailer

Sleepaway Camp (1983) Trailer

Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983) Trailer

  • "You've seen Raiders...Star Wars...Aliens...and Close Encounters...but...you are about to experience...a totally new dimension in entertainment."
  • "Forged from the wealth of kings, source of the magical powers of good and evil, unleashed in the hands of a madman! Now, five daring heroes defy the odds in a deadly quest to capture the greatest prize of them all... Treasure of the Four Crowns!"
  • "Share the ultimate modern adventure! Treasure of the Four Crowns! In Super-Vision 3D, coming soon. From Cannon Releasing, to blast you out of your seats!"

Xtro (1982)

Trailer

  • "Tony's father has been away a long time. Now, he's coming home. Xtro has returned!"
  • "Once a man, now he's something more than human. Indestructible, everchanging evil. His mission: to avenge, to possess, to destroy!"
  • "Xtro, bearing powers of black magic from deep space!"
  • "Xtro. Some extraterrestrials aren't friendly! From New Line Cinema. Rated R."

TV Spot

  • "Tony's father has been away a long time. Now, he's coming home."
  • "Xtro, bearing black magic from outer space! His mission: to avenge, to possess, to destroy! Xtro. Some extraterrestrials aren't friendly! From New Line Cinema. Rated R."
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