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A list of narrations by the late Adolph Caesar (1933-1986).

Abby (1974) Radio Spot[]

  • "American International presents Abby. The story of a woman possessed. She took the Devil for a lover, and he possessed her, body and soul. Abby. A story of terror, lust and exorcism. Abby. Starring William Marshall as the exorcist...and Carol Speed as Abby. Can anyone stop her? Can anyone help her? Can anyone save her soul? Abby. The story of a woman possessed. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent."

Asylum (1972)[]

Trailer[]

  • "The most terrifying form of evil is that which lurks within the human mind... Asylum. The ultimate in horror."
  • "Asylum. Filled with stark raving terror."
  • "From Robert Bloch, author of Psycho... Asylum. The prison of madness where few enter, none return."
  • "See Asylum. You have nothing to lose...but your mind."

TV Spot[]

  • "The most terrifying form of evil is that which lurks within the human mind..."
  • "Asylum. Filled with stark raving terror."
  • "From Robert Bloch, author of Psycho... Asylum. The ultimate in horror. The prison of madness where few enter and none return."
  • "See Asylum. You have nothing to lose...but your mind. Rated PG."

Radio Spot[]

  • "The most terrifying form of evil is that which lurks within the human mind... Asylum. The ultimate in horror. Asylum. The prison of madness...where few enter and none return. Asylum. Filled with stark raving terror, from Robert Bloch, author of Psycho. See Asylum. You have nothing to lose...but your mind. Asylum. From Cinerama Releasing. Rated PG, parental guidance suggested."

Badge 373 (1973)[]

Trailer[]

  • "And nobody knows more about dying than Eddie."
  • "It's all part of his work. He carries a badge."
  • "Eddie was born a cop. But now he's the best ex-cop in the business."
  • "Badge 373. Inspired by the exploits of Eddie Egan, the cop with connections on excitement."
  • "One dead partner to avenge, one deadly conspiracy to abolish. One of New York's finest...and his wildest."
  • "Badge 373. Unstoppable."

TV Spot[]

  • "It's all part of his work. He carries a badge. Paramount Pictures presents Badge 373."
  • "One dead partner to avenge, one deadly conspiracy to abolish. One of New York's finest...and his wildest."
  • "Badge 373. Inspired by the exploits of Eddie Egan, the cop with connections on excitement. Badge 373. Rated R."

Ben (1972) Trailer[]

  • "Where Willard ended...Ben begins! Ben is coming from Cinerama Releasing, and this time, he's not alone."
  • "Ben, and his army of rats, are on the way."

Black Rodeo (1972) Trailer[]

Blacula (1972) Trailer[]

  • "Blacula. The black avenger. Rising from his tomb to fill the night with horror. Blacula. Dracula's soul brother. Deadlier even than he."
  • "Blacula. He thirsts for your blood. He hungers for your soul. Warm young bodies will feed his hunger. Hot fresh blood will quench his awful thirst."
  • "More horrifying than Dracula. The black avenger... Blacula. From American International Pictures."

Bloody Birthday (1981) Teaser[]

  • "Some birthdays are unforgettable."
  • "Bloody Birthday. The overwhelming horror. Bloody Birthday is a night where no one will survive."

The Bodyguard (1976) Trailer[]

Brotherhood of Death (1976) Trailer[]

  • "The army taught them to kill and protect themselves. They learned fast, they learned good...they learned so good, they could protect themselves back home too. Brotherhood of Death."
  • "Why do you sure did ask for it? And why do you started getting it back? And why do you start getting scared?"
  • "Brotherhood of Death. A picture that explodes on the screen with dynamite action!"
  • "Brotherhood of Death! See the brothers fight fire with fire, revenge a sister's r--e, a brother's death...the murder of their only funky friend. See the brothers stick it to the Klan..."
  • "Brotherhood of Death. See Roy Jefferson and Mike Thomas, stars of the Washington Redskins. See special guests Mike Bass, Frank Graham, Reggie Rucker and others! See Roy Jefferson make moves you've never seen before! See it all, see it now! Brotherhood of Death! From Downtown Distribution Corporation. Rated R."

Cannibal Girls (1973)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Once upon a time, there was a little country town...where folks had a very strange diet. Strangers who stopped for lunch...ended up staying for dinner."
  • "American International Pictures presents...Cannibal Girls. They're young...beautiful...and very, very sexy. They love every man they meet. First, to death...then, for dinner."
  • "In order to offend or horrify those in the audience of a squeamish or prudish disposition...the sound of a bell in the theatre will warn you when to close your eyes or turn away so that you may avoid witnessing certain scenes of an especially erotic or gruesome nature."
  • "Cannibal Girls. Remember: In order to offend or horrify those in the audience of a squeamish or prudish disposition...the sound of a bell in the theatre will warn you when to close your eyes or turn away so that you may avoid witnessing certain scenes of an especially erotic or gruesome nature."

TV Spot[]

  • "American International Pictures presents...Cannibal Girls. They're young...beautiful...and very, very sexy. They love every man they meet. First, to death...then, for dinner. In order to offend or horrify those in the audience of a squeamish or prudish disposition...the sound of a bell in the theatre will warn you when to close your eyes or turn away so that you may avoid witnessing certain scenes of an especially erotic or gruesome nature."
  • "Cannibal Girls. Rated R."

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974)[]

Trailer[]

  • "In the 18th century in Central Europe, a black terror swept across the face of the land. The curse of vampirism, which had been a half-forgotten memory for hundreds of years returned with a fury that struck unholy fear into the hearts of every man, woman and child. One man dared to make a stand against this evil epidemic. One man dared to hurl a challenge of cold steel against the terror of the undead. He was Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter."

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "For dear life, hold on to your blood...because your blood is their life, because your nightmare is their reality. They are history's deadliest vampires, creating the panic only one man can stop... Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter! With death at every doorway, trembling in every heart, now, the terror must be challenged. Who lives to destroy the curse? Who duels to battle the undead? Who dares to bleed the bloodthirsty? At last, horror has met its match! Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter! From Paramount Pictures. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • "For dear life, hold on to your blood...because your blood is their life, because this is the panic only one man can stop... Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter! He lives to destroy the curse...to battle the undead...to bleed the bloodthirsty. At last, horror has met its match! Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter! From Paramount Pictures. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

The Children (1980)[]

Trailer[]

  • "It's time you believed in a new kind of horror. The horror of The Children. Something you wouldn't dare to imagine has happened to the children. Something beyond your worst fears."
  • "Something evil is happening, and it's happening inside the children."
  • "The Children will take you one step beyond horror....to sheer terror."
  • "Something terrifying has happened to The Children. Pray you never meet them."

TV Spot[]

  • "It's time you believed in a new kind of horror. The horror of The Children. Something you wouldn't dare to imagine has happened to the children. Pray you never meet them. The Children. Rated R."

Cinderella (1950) 1981 Reissue[]

1973 Reissue Trailer[]

  • "It's the perfect Christmas gift for everyone in the kingdom."
  • "Cinderella. Unforgettable classic Disney animation that's a dream come true. She has the wickedest stepmother...the funniest, furriest friends...plus a touch of pure magic."
  • "It's the ultimate romance. It's forever young."
  • "Fall in love all over again with Walt Disney's animated classic, Cinderella. Pure enchantment in theaters this Christmas."

1981 Reissue TV Spot[]

  • "It's music...it's magic...it's Cinderella and all her friends. Jaq...Gus-Gus...and Lucifer. It's just plain fun!"
  • "Walt Disney's Cinderella. Rated G. Now playing at selected areas. Starting Christmas Day everywhere. Check local listings."

Claudine (1974) Trailer[]

  • "Claudine and Rupert are working on a project. A love project. And while they're working hard to get it together, the world's working harder to keep them apart."
  • "20th Century Fox presents... James Earl Jones and Diahann Carroll in Claudine."
  • "If you've ever laughed, you'll dig Claudine. If you've ever cried, you'll dig Claudine. If you've ever had dreams, you'll dig Claudine. If you've ever had troubles, you'll dig Claudine. If you've got heart... If you've got soul... If you're young, old, rich, poor, black, white, or green... You'll dig Claudine."

Cleopatra Jones (1973) Trailer[]

Countess Dracula (1971)[]

Trailer[]

TV Spot[]

Creepers (AKA: Phenomena) (1985) Radio Spots[]

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "When you mix metal with murder, you get a killer combination. All hell breaks loose as the master of suspense Dario Argento joins forces with the metal muscle of Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Goblin and Bill Wyman in one terrifying film: Creepers. A film so horrifying it will make your skin crawl. Creepers. Rated R, from New Line Cinema, absolutely positively no one under 17 admitted without parent."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • "Jennifer's the most popular girl in school. Her classmates are all dying to get close to her. And something else wants a piece of her too. But Jennifer's got a few million close friends, and she's going to need every last one of them. From the master of suspense Dario Argento comes a film so terrifying it will make your skin crawl. Creepers. Rated R, from New Line Cinema, absolutely no one under 17 admitted without parent."

Creepshow (1982) Trailer[]

  • "Coming soon. Jaunting tales above horror... Creepshow. From the author of Carrie, The Shining and Cujo...and the creator of Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead...you'll scream of ghastly ghouls...cringe at weird kids...and shiver at the doings of evil doctors."
  • "Creepshow will grab you...grow on you...and give you the creeps."
  • "Creepshow. The most fun you'll ever have being scared."

Dan Curtis' Dracula (1974) Trailer[]

The Dark Crystal (1982) Trailer[]

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The Dark Crystal Movie Trailer

  • "The Dark Crystal. It begins as a quest. A wonderful fantasy adventure."
  • "Journey into the mystical realm of sights...and sounds. Enter the world of the Dark Crystal."
  • "Now, from directors Jim Henson and Frank Oz, and Gary Kurtz, the producer of Star Wars, comes a new dimension of fantasy and adventure."
  • "Travel to the another world and another time in the age of wonder...The Dark Crystal."

Dawn of the Dead (1978)[]

Trailer[]

  • "In 1968, George Romero brought us...Night of the Living Dead. It became a classic horror film of its time... Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking motion picture experience for all times...Dawn of the Dead."
  • "Imagine, if you will, that something goes terribly wrong. Now, accept the fact that there's no escaping the horrible consequences. George Romero brings back the dead. Night of the Living Dead has ended. Dawn of the Dead is here."
  • "We have spawned our own savagery, soon it will consume us all."
  • "It is a horrible, hauntingly accurate vision of the mindless excesses of a society gone mad."
  • "When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth. Dawn of the Dead."

TV Spot[]

  • "In 1968, George Romero brought us Night of the Living Dead. It became the classic horror film of its time. Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking motion picture experience for all times, Dawn of the Dead."
  • "Dawn of the Dead contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted."

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "In 1968, George Romero brought us...Night of the Living Dead. It became the classic horror film of its time. Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking motion picture experience for all times...Dawn of the Dead. Night of the Living Dead has ended. Dawn of the Dead is here. Dawn of the Dead. This picture contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. Dawn of the Dead. From United Film Distributing Company."

Radio Spot #2 + #3[]

  • "Imagine if you will, that the most frightening things on Earth are about to come out of the darkness. They will look surprisingly like your neighbors. Your friends. Your family. Now accept the fact that there's no escaping the awful consequences. When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth. Dawn of the Dead. There is nothing you could do to stop it. It's too late. It's coming to..." (Alt: "It's already happening at...") "...a theater near you. Dawn of the Dead. Contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. Dawn of the Dead. From United Film Distributing Company."

Radio Spot #4 + #9[]

  • "Imagine if you will, that the most frightening things on Earth are about to come out of the darkness. They will look surprisingly like your neighbors. Your friends. Your family. Dawn of the Dead. There is nothing you could do to stop it. It's too late. It's coming to..." (Alt: "It's already happening at...") "...a theater near you. Dawn of the Dead contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. From United Film Distributing Company."

Radio Spot #5[]

  • "George Romero brings back the dead. They are here now, and they cannot be stopped. Close your eyes if you want to, run if you must, but remember, this time there is no escaping...Dawn of the Dead. Dawn of the Dead. Contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. From United Film Distributing Company."

Radio Spot #6[]

  • "George Romero brings back the dead. Night of the Living Dead has ended. Dawn of the Dead is here. We have spawned our own savagery. Soon, it will consume us all. Dawn of the Dead contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. From United Film Distributing Company."

Radio Spot #7[]

  • "George Romero, the master of horror, is about to bring you face to face with a shocking future. If you've seen Night of the Living Dead, you've already had the appetizer. Now, get ready for the main course: Dawn of the Dead. A gruesome reminder that we are what we eat. Dawn of the Dead contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. From United Film Distributing Company."

Radio Spot #8[]

  • "In 1968, George Romero brought us brought us...Night of the Living Dead. It became the classic horror film of its time. Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking motion picture experience for all times...Dawn of the Dead. Contains scenes of violence that may be considered shocking. No one under 17 will be admitted. From United Film Distributing Company."

Day of the Dead (1985)[]

Teaser/Trailer 1[]

  • "First, he created the most frightening film ever made (Night of the Living Dead). Then, he took his unique vision of terror one step further (Dawn of the Dead). Now, George A. Romero takes us out of the night, beyond the dawn, and into the darkest day of horror the world has ever known...Day of the Dead."
  • "George A. Romero's Day of the Dead. The most eagerly-awaited day in horror film history."

TV Spot #1[]

  • "Day of the Dead... Day of the Dead... Day of the Dead... The darkest day of horror the world has ever known. George A. Romero's Day of the Dead."

TV Spot #2[]

  • "When the dead rose from their graves...a plague that could not be stopped. Now, life has become a nightmare. George A. Romero's Day of the Dead."

Radio Spot[]

  • "In Night of the Living Dead, director George A. Romero created a motion picture so uniquely terrifying, it became a classic. Then...in Dawn of the Dead, he took his extraordinary vision of horror one step further. Now, George A. Romero takes us out of the night...beyond the dawn...and into the darkest day of horror the world has ever known... Day of the Dead. From United Film Distribution. A Laurel production. Due to scenes of violence, no one under 17 not admitted."

Deadly Blessing (1981) TV Spot[]

Deadtime Stories (1986) Trailer[]

  • "In the dead of night...when you're all alone, visions of terror run wild. Only tonight, they will be real, because all the legends of darkness are coming out of the closet...in Deadtime Stories. An insanely wicked nightmare, haunted by bizarre creatures, carving their way through a maniacal fable, oozing with evil magic."
  • "From the door to your most secret fears, all the way to Grandma's house, horror is back in style. Now, it's time to say your prayers because all your nightmares come to life...in Deadtime Stories!"

Death Wish II (1982) Trailer[]

  • "A city under attack, and one man under fire. A violent invasion of his home, and his family."
  • "He's back. Charles Bronson...fighting back in Death Wish II."
  • "Now, he's face-to-face with the filth of the city. If the police can't clean up the streets, he will. His way."
  • "For every criminal, he's a nightmare come alive. In a city of fear, vengeance is his."
  • "Charles Bronson. Death Wish II."

Deep Red (1975)[]

Trailer[]

  • "You're getting closer...and closer...to the most unnatural kind of death."
  • "Beyond shock, beyond horror, into total terror! Murder runs wild. Blood runs cold. Deep Red."
  • "Everywhere you look...everywhere you turn...death is running with you."
  • "Deep Red. It'll put you into deep shock."

TV Spot[]

  • "You're getting closer...and closer...to the most unnatural kind of death."
  • "Beyond shock, beyond horror, into total terror!"
  • "Murder runs wild. Blood runs cold. Terror runs... Deep Red."
  • "Everywhere you turn...death is running with you."
  • "Deep Red. It'll put you into deep shock. Deep Red. Rated R."

Doctor Butcher M.D. (Medical Deviate) (AKA: Zombie Holocaust; 1980) Trailer[]

  • "His name is Doctor Butcher M.D. Medical Deviate. He has perverted the science of medicine for his own maniacal means."
  • "Doctor Butcher M.D. Medical Deviate."
  • "See Doctor Butcher's diabolical surgery. See him mutilate patients with his murderous scalpel. Doctor Butcher loves New York. There are so many attracted patients to operate on."
  • "Doctor Butcher, Medical Deviate. He loves to operate on beautiful women."
  • "Doctor Butcher M.D. Medical Deviate. He's a deprived sadistic rapist, a bloodthirsty homicidal killer. And he makes house calls. Doctor Butcher M.D."

Don't Look in the Basement (1973)[]

Trailer[]

  • "A line between sanity and madness can be crossed in a single step. And with this step, you enter the nightmare world of terror. Judge Cayman, whose earned self-control hides the urge...to kill. Harriet, a mother's love twisted into the malignant shape of evil. The sergeant, living in the hell of an aimless war, fighting a battle within himself that he lost...long ago. Allison, in a desperate need of love, an obsession that could drive her to murder. Danny, whose sense of humor triggers a violent act of...revenge. Dr. Masters, who has her own idea in the gentle art of...healing. And Charlotte, who left the world of sanity and security, only to be trapped in the nightmare world of madness, a nightmare she cannot escape."
  • "They all met...on the day the insane took over the asylum!"
  • "Don't Look in the Basement. Rated R."

TV Spot[]

  • "The makers of Last House on the Left warn you again: to avoid fainting, keep repeating; It's only a movie...only a movie...only a movie...only a movie... You enter the nightmare world of terror on the day the insane took over the asylum! Don't Look in the Basement. Rated R."

The Dragon vs. Needles of Death (1976) 1982 Release Trailer[]

  • "The Dragon vs. Needles of Death. In the sinister shadows of night, lurks the newest and most deadly demon of the martial arts. Chun Chung's Needles of Death. Killer steel spikes flung supersonic speed, ripping through anyone in their path."
  • "Needles of Death, a bloodthirsty martial-arts butcher. Can anyone escape the slaughter? The dragon king of martial arts, a kung-fu master. His fists of fury against these daggers of death."
  • "The Dragon vs. Needles of Death. A kung-fu powerhouse."
  • "The Dragon, an indestructible kung-fu killing machine, meets his most evil opponent."
  • "See him take on an army of kung-fu executioners. See Chung fire his needles 360 degrees around. He'll cut you up from all sides at once. They strike like lightning, kill, and torture! See The Dragon vs. Needles of Death. Rated R. Coming soon."

Drum (1976) Radio Spots[]

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "Last year, over 10 million people saw Mandingo, an epic motion picture based one of the boldest best-selling novels of all time. Now, there's a new film that penetrates even deeper into the decadence and depravity of the Old South... Drum. Drum, searing the screen with passion, blazing with violence, exploding with excitement. Drum, a story of love and lust, savagery and sensuality, brutality and revenge. Drum, starring Warren Oates and Ken Norton. It's frightening, fascinating, spectacular, and shocking. Mandingo lit the fuse, Drum is the explosion. Drum. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • "Last year, over 10 million people saw Mandingo. Now, there's a new film that penetrates even deeper into the decadence and depravity of the Old South... Drum. Searing the screen with passion, blazing with violence, exploding with excitement. Mandingo lit the fuse, Drum is the explosion. Drum. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

Radio Spot #3[]

  • "Where Mandingo ended, Drum begins. Drum, a story of love and lust, savagery and sensuality, brutality and revenge. Drum, starring Warren Oates and Ken Norton. Mandingo lit the fuse, Drum is the explosion. Drum. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

The Evil Dead (1981) TV Spots[]

TV Spot #1[]

  • "Evil Dead. They got up on the wrong side of the grave. Evil Dead. From New Line Cinema. So frightening no one under 17 admitted."

TV Spot #2[]

  • "Stephen King, author of Carrie, said 'Evil Dead is the most ferociously original horror film of the year'. Do you think he's kidding? See for yourself. Evil Dead. They got up on the wrong side of the grave. Evil Dead. From New Line Cinema. So frightening no one under 17 admitted."

Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) Filming Production Short[]

  • "4 years ago, a priest at the catholic church. Exercised a demon from this girl in one of the most controversial and extraordinary films of all time, The Exorcist."
  • "Now they are making a new film, Exorcist II: The Heretic."

Eyeball (1975)/Suspiria (1977) Double Feature TV Spot[]

  • "Commit yourself to an experience of absolute evil! A journey of fear beyond your nightmares...from earthly torment to hellish horror! Eyeball will grab you...Suspiria won't let you go! Eyeball and Suspiria! The ultimate in total terror! Rated R."

Eyes of Fire (1983) Trailer[]

  • "It was a time of witchcraft...of hangs...of horror...of magic. They were outcasts on a desperate voyage to the promised land. What they found was a terrifying world."
  • "Lost in a forest far from home. In a valley none would enter."
  • "The secret is sleeping in the trees."
  • "Eyes of Fire. The secret is sleeping in the trees."

Fighting Mad (1976) Trailer[]

  • "He's coming and he's fighting mad! The story of a man, his son and their dreams to go home again. Back to his family. And a peaceful life working his land...until they blow it out from under him."
  • "Strip miners raking the land and smashing lives, rolling over anyone who stands in their way."
  • "When they couldn't buy him out, they tried to beat him up."
  • "Justice goes to the highest bidder."
  • "When they can't steal their land, they go back to their lives."
  • "When the law doesn't work, he makes his own."
  • "A lone warrior, fighting the forces of greed and corruption."
  • "When you push too far, even a peaceful man can get fighting mad! Peter Fonda is Fighting Mad."

Fighting Mad (AKA: Death Force) (1978) 1981 Release Trailer[]

  • "She's in Playboy. He's out of the Penitentiary. Now together, Jayne Kennedy and Leon Issac in... Fighting Mad."
  • "She is the woman that every man wants."
  • "Beaten, betrayed and busting loose. Introducing James Iglehart, a cold, calculating killing machine."
  • "Fighting Mad."
  • "When the going gets rough, the tough get going. Fighting Mad."
  • "Fighting Mad. Rated R. From 21st Century Distribution."

Force: Five (1981) Trailer[]

Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971) US Trailer[]

  • "An evening of darkness becomes an eternity of terror and suspense, as a killer stalks the streets of a city in search of unsuspecting victims to quench his neverending thirst for blood."
  • "An innocent man becomes a target of insanity, as he steps into the crosshairs of a homicidal maniac with a need for revenge."
  • "Four Flies on Grey Velvet. Join us, for a journey into the dark and endless caverns of a sick and twisted mind... Join us, for a journey into living hell."

Foxy Brown (1974) Trailer[]

  • "When Foxy Brown comes to town, all the brothers gather round. 'Cause she can really shake 'em down. Pam Grier, that one chick hit squad who framed you as coffee is back to do a job on the mob as Foxy Brown."
  • "A chick with drive who don't take no job. She's sweet brown sugar with a touch of spice. And murder if you don't treat her nice. Have no fear, Pam Grier is here...as Foxy. Foxy Brown. Rated R."

The Hand (1981)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Terror he could not forget. Torment he could not bear. Truth he would not face."
  • "Orion Pictures presents... Michael Caine in...The Hand."
  • "A man trapped in a nightmare, locked in the grasp of... ("The Hand.")"
  • "Michael Caine in...The Hand."

TV Spot[]

  • "Terror he could not forget. Torment he could not bear. Truth he would not face. Michael Caine in...The Hand."

High Velocity (1976) Trailer[]

Home Pride Butter Top Wheat Bread Commercial[]

  • "The whole grain wheat isn't enough, the golden honey isn't enough, the pure bran and slow-baking with no added preservatives isn't enough to call this wheat bread Home Pride. What makes it Home Pride is real creamery butter. Home Pride splits each loaf, then pause on real creamery butter, and lets it bake right in. It gives our rebreaded taste that's really special. Home Pride Butter Top Wheat. Nature's best ingredients baked better with butter."

The House on Skull Mountain (1974) Trailer[]

  • "Beyond the limits of mortal fear, outside the realm of imagination, there's a place where every nightmare you've ever had comes true... The House on Skull Mountain."
  • "The House on Skull Mountain. Beyond its doors, the unknown waits. Through its windows, the supernatural beckons...evil stalks its hallways...terror lives in every room..."
  • "The House on Skull Mountain. Where death reaches from beyond the grave...to claim the souls of the living."
  • "What is its secret? Who holds its power? When will it strike again? Victor French, Janee Michelle, Jean Durand, Mike Evans, and Ella Woods. No one can escape the horror that lives in The House on Skull Mountain."

The House That Screamed (1969) Trailer[]

  • "Behind forbidden walls, the venomous seed of tormented desires, goes to a nightmare of unspeakable horror..."
  • "Five have died. (Five have died...) Who will be the sixth? (Who will be the sixth...?)"
  • "This is The House That Screamed. Filled with distorted desires and explosive frustrations...sensuous, sinsiter terror...making life more to be feared than death."

Humanoids from the Deep (1980)[]

Trailer[]

  • "They're coming. Humanoids from the Deep."
  • "A tidal wave of rampaging creatures surges from the dark and violent sea to conquer the earth."
  • "Soon, the world will awake to a terrifying riptide of humanoids from the deep."
  • "The earth plunges into a battle for the survival of the fittest, where man is the endangered species and women, the ultimate prize."
  • "Any way you run, any place you hide, any time you stop, they will find you."
  • "Doug McClure, Ann Turkel, Vic Morrow... Humanoids from the Deep."

TV Spot #1[]

  • "Humanoids from the Deep. They're not human, but they hunt human women. Not for killing. For mating."
  • "You can scream, you can run, you can hide...but they would find you. Humanoids From the Deep. Rated R."

TV Spot #2[]

  • "They began in the water. Dark, gliding shapes that violate every law of nature. They're not human, but they hunt human women. Not for killing, for mating. Humanoids from the Deep. Starring Doug McClure, Ann Turkel and Vic Morrow. Humanoids from the Deep. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

The Incredible Melting Man (1977) Trailer[]

  • "Astronaut Steven West was returning from outer space...but something terrible had happened."
  • "Steven West had turned into...The Incredible Melting Man."
  • "The Incredible Melting Man is the first new horror creature! Come prepared."

Inseminoid (1981) Trailer[]

  • "The most dreaded fear of every woman on Earth is even more horrifying in space. The inconceivable is about to be conceived. Inseminoid. The living miracle of creation is now the deadliest force for destruction. Now, a different kind of alien is about to be born, and the entire universe is its victims. Outer space is expecting the unexpected. Witness the birth of Inseminoid. It is not a blessed event."

Invasion: UFO (1974) Trailer[]

  • "Invasion: UFO. The aliens struck swiftly. There was no warning, it was an all-out attack, and Earth was unprepared!"
  • "They brought death from a dying planet. They had to kill in order to live. They had to be stopped before it was too late. They came from everywhere at once. There was no time for defense..."
  • "It's Invasion: UFO. And it's Earth's last chance!"

Invasion of the Flesh Hunters (AKA: Cannibal Apocalypse) (1980) US Trailer[]

  • "When they come out to eat, you'll taste a new kind of terror. And when they thirst for your blood, you'll know a new way to die... It's the final unspeakable horror! John Saxon. Invasion of the Flesh Hunters."
  • "What satanic evil comes into a vicious breed? What power has transformed these victims into rabid flesh-hungry hunters? Piece by piece, they're ready to eat you alive. Victim by victim, they butcher until nothing is left but the stench of death. It's an epidemic of killing, turning the streets into one slaughterhouse and the city of Atlanta into a blood-filled graveyard."
  • "John Saxon in...Invasion of the Flesh Hunters. Their next meal may be...you."

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Radio Spot[]

  • "Far away, in an unknown place, there is a forgotten island where fear has lived unchallenged...until now. The Island of Dr. Moreau. There are madmen has unlocked a secret of nature and unleashes the terrors of Hell. The Island of Dr. Moreau. Where strange creatures half-man half-beast turn the tropical paradise into a raging jungle. Where lost souls freak in the night and man is no longer safe from the creatures who now stalk him... The Island of Dr. Moreau. From American International. Rated PG, parental guidance suggested."

King Cobra (AKA: Jaws of Satan) (1981) Trailer[]

  • "And the angel seized the serpent, who is the devil Satan, and bound him for a thousand years... The ultimate horror has been locked away, an inhuman beast with a ravenous hunger for human flesh hidden for a thousand years. Now he knows it's free. A monster lives. Run for your life, hide if you can, there's no escape... King Cobra."
  • "A cold-blooded fiend moving in the shadowy darkness of night, preying on the innocent, the unsuspecting... It's a life-and-death race against all that is evil... The terror begins!"
  • "A living nightmare of a prophecy come true."
  • "They were forewarned beware. They who would disbelieve believe. They who are chosen make ready. Take one step beyond horror and over the edge to...terror! King Cobra!"

King Kong (1976) Radio Spots[]

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "The mighty pyramids of Egypt, the stupendous hanging gardens of Babylon, the colossus of Rhodes, the mammoth lighthouse of Alexandria, the giant tomb of King Mausolus, the towering temple of Diana, the enormous statue of Jupiter, and now, the eighth wonder of the world, King Kong! The most exciting motion picture event of all time, King Kong. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • "The waiting is over. It's been a year since you've heard about it. Months that you've been reading about it... Now, it's here. The most exciting original motion picture event of all time is here! King Kong! King Kong. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested. The waiting is over. King Kong is here!"
  • Alt: "It's been a year since you've heard about it. Months that you've been reading about it... Now, it's here. The most exciting original motion picture event of all time is here! King Kong! King Kong. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested. The waiting is over. King Kong is here!"

The Last House on the Left (1972) Trailer[]

  • "Mari and her friend. Two girls from the suburbs going to the city to have a...good time. Four killers on the loose, also looking for a...good time. They meet in The Last House on the Left. What began as a birthday party ends as a nightmare."
  • "Just what did happen in The Last House on the Left? Dr. Collingwood lived there. His wife lived there. So did their daughter Mari. They all lived there."
  • "To avoid fainting, keep repeating to yourself: It's only a movie...only a movie...only a movie...only a movie. Last House on the Left."

Mandingo (1975) Radio Spots[]

Radio Spot #1 (co-narrated with Robert Ridgely)[]

  • "The sprawling plantations with their white columns. The women behind their parasols. The men with their mint juleps. You've seen it all, but until now, you haven't seen the truth about the Old South." (Robert Ridgely: "Dino de Laurentiis presents Mandingo, an epic motion picture that reveals what really went on in the crumbling dynasties, in the goding brothels, on the human breeding farms. Expect the savage. The sensual. The shameful. Expect all that the motion picture has never dared to show before. Expect the truth.") "Now you are ready for Mandingo. Mandingo, from the shocking bestseller that sold over nine and a half million copies. Mandingo, a Paramount release. In Technicolor. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • At the height of the slave trade was a special breed of slave called Mandingo. The Mandingo was the most powerful, the most beautiful, and the most desired slave in the Old South. And one Mandingo towered above all the others. His name was Mede. He could kill a man with his bare hands. He was born to fight and bought to mate with the most beautiful women on the plantation. Dino de Laurentiis presents Mandingo, from the shocking bestseller that told the truth, the real truth about the Old South. Ken Norton in his first-screen role is the Mandingo, a slave who had no master. Ken Norton, the great heavyweight fighter, now the toughest, the greatest... Mandingo, a Paramount release. In Technicolor. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

Maniac (1980) TV + Radio Spots[]

TV Spot #1 + #2[]

  • "You can lock your doors...but you can't lock the madman out of your mind. Maniac. No one under 17 admitted."

TV Spot #3[]

  • "Your terror is unreal. Because the horror is insane. It's your turn to experience the Maniac. There is nowhere to run...and no time to pray. Maniac. No one under 17 admitted."

TV Spot #4 + #9[]

  • "I warned you not to go out tonight. Maniac. No one under 17 admitted."

TV Spot #5 + #6 + #7 + #8[]

  • "Maniac. No one under 17 admitted."

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "Analysis Films, the distributors of the controversial box-office hit Caligula, now bring you a new challenge: Maniac. No horror that ever froze your blood, no fear that ever inched its way up your spine, no terror that ever pin you sweating to your seat can prepare you for...Maniac. You can tell yourself there's nothing out there, but you know better. You can sense stalking the dark streets, something dangerously out of control. You know a madman's out there and what he's looking for...is you. If you think you've seen it all, you haven't seen anything until you've met the challenge of...Maniac. Maniac. It'll tear the life out of you. No one under 17 admitted."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • "Analysis Films, the distributors of the controversial box-office hit Caligula, now bring you a new challenge: Maniac. No horror that ever froze your blood, no terror that ever pin you sweating to your seat can prepare you for... Maniac. If you think you've seen it all, you haven't seen anything until you've met the challenge of... Maniac. No one under 17 admitted."

Radio Spot #3[]

  • "You are about to face the screen's most horrifying challenge... You are about to face... Maniac. Tonight won't be like other nights. Tonight, terror is waiting. Something's out there. Vicious without pity, turning the air thick with fear. A madman's out there, a step too quick, dangerously strong, and your blood will stain the dark streets. You are about to experience horror more real than anything you could ever imagine. You are about to experience Maniac. He'll tear the life out of you. An Analysis Films release. No one under 17 admitted."

Radio Spot #4[]

  • "You are about to face the screen's most horrifying challenge... You are about to face...Maniac. Tonight won't be like other nights. Tonight, a madman's out there, and you will know horror more real than you could ever imagine. Maniac. He'll tear the life out of you. An Analysis Films release. No one under 17 admitted."

Master of the Flying Guillotine (1974) 1976 US Trailer[]

  • "He comes from beyond time. From beyond the outer limits of your imagination. He's...the Master of the Flying Guillotine...and he's ready to blow your mind...with more nerve-shattering special effects than you have ever seen before. It's a trip into a world where warriors from the ends of the universe meet in combat that knows no boundaries...a world where silent soldiers of death try everything in their power to conquer the most gruesome weapon ever conceived. See special visual effects filmed entirely in Super-Cine Vision, as the Master of the Flying Guillotine encounters the most amazing creatures in this or any world...as he experiences the most spectacular adventures the mind can imagine."
  • "The Master of the Flying Guillotine."

Mommie Dearest (1981) Trailer[]

  • "Joan Crawford. The most dramatic role of her life...was her life. Frank Yablans presents Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, in Mommie Dearest."

Mother's Day (1980)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Somewhere in the woods of Deep Baron, a woman and her sons live in isolation. When they come out, it's for one reason only. Some say she spoiled her boys...some say she drove them mad. No one who found out has lived to tell."
  • "Charles Kaufman's Mother's Day."
  • "Jackie, Abbey and Trina have come to the wilderness for a weekend of fun. Little do they know, out there, something lies watching...waiting. Someone's coming...they're getting closer."
  • "There's nowhere to run, no one to hear you scream..."
  • "When you know how to celebrate, everyday is Mother's Day. From the darkest corner of the imagination to the outermost reaches of insanity and terror, comes a celebration of mayhem... Charles Kaufman's Mother's Day."
  • "No one can escape on Mother's Day, because Mother's Day never ends!"

TV Spot[]

  • "Now we'd like to show you some scenes from Charles Kaufman's Mother's Day. We'd like to show you the scene with the machete, but we can't. We'd love to show you the scene with the choker, the axe, the electric knife, but we can't. Because Mother's Day is too intense for television. The only way you'll ever see what happens is to see Mother's Day at a theater near you. Mother's Day contains scenes of violence which may be considered shocking. Under 17 not admitted without parent."

Murder By Phone (1982) Trailer[]

  • "Science has created the ultimate instrument of death: your phone."
  • "A madman pushes a button and kills by phone. Would you answer? Murder By Phone."

The Nesting (1981)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Fear visits many places, but this is where it lives. The Nesting. You cannot escape the fear...you cannot forget the face...you will not live until you kill... The Nesting."
  • "It's when your dreams turn to nightmares...and your nightmares turn on you... It goes beyond the supernatural...beyond the psychological...beyond the realm of reason. The Nesting. The horror grows, the mystery builds...the madness infects everyone around you...and then, you're all alone."
  • "Just you...and it. The Nesting. It's a terror that hides inside your mind. Coming soon."

TV Spot #1[]

  • "It is the fear. It is the face. It is the nightmare. It is the terror that hides inside your mind. The Nesting. Rated R."

TV Spot #2[]

  • "The tension grows, the mystery builds, the madness...touches everything around you...and then, you're all alone. It's the terror that hides inside your mind. The Nesting. Rated R."

TV Spot #3[]

  • "The Nesting. It's the terror that hides inside your mind."
  • "It's the terror that hides inside your mind. The Nesting. Rated R."

Nightmare (1981) Trailer + Radio Ad[]

  • "Prepare yourself for the most intensely shocking motion picture of our time... Nightmare. The motion picture everyone is talking about."
  • "From the man who terrified you in Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th, special effects director Tom Savini, now comes...Nightmare."
  • "Terror will surround you."
  • "Pray you survive the night. Nightmare."
  • "Scream, but no one can help you."
  • "Where do you go...when there is no place to hide?"
  • "Nightmare."
  • "Nightmare. The dream you can't escape...ALIVE! No one under 17 will be admitted. From 21st Century Distribution. Coming soon."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Trailer[]

  • "The kids of Elm Street don't know it yet, but something was coming to get them."
  • "No one knows where it came from, or who it will visit next... Nightmare on Elm Street."
  • "She's the only one who can stop him. If she fails...no one will survive."
  • "From Wes Craven, director of The Hills Have Eyes and Last House on the Left, a new masterpiece in fantasy-terror: Nightmare on Elm Street."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) Trailer[]

  • "They told her it was just a bad dream...she knew it was real. It became a Nightmare on Elm Street. Now there's a new kid on Elm Street, and Freddy's been waiting..."
  • "Freddy's back...and this time, he's not...fooling around."
  • "A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge. It's coming soon, watch out for it."

The Passage (1979)[]

TV Spot #1[]

  • "The Passage. A bone-chilling manhunt that jolts every nerve. The Passage. A merciless duel to the death between two men destiny will bring face to face...and only one will survive. The Passage."
  • "The Passage. Rated R."

TV Spot #2[]

  • "In The Passage, a relentless fanatic closes in...and it looks like an easy kill...until a legendary guerilla fighter takes on the assignment he never wanted."
  • "An incredible adventure of escape. The Passage. Rated R."

TV Spot #3[]

  • "Behind them, the executioner. In front of them, the mountain. And the only way out is up...into The Passage. An icebound hell two miles high and sixty below. Anthony Quinn, James Mason, Malcolm McDowell...in The Passage. Rated R."

The Possession of Joel Delaney (1972) Trailer[]

  • "Who is in possession of Joel Delaney?"
  • "Who is in possession of Joel Delaney?"
  • "You must believe The Possession of Joel Delaney."

The Prowler (1981) Trailer[]

  • "It was 1945. The night of the graduation dance. The war overseas had just ended. The terror at home was about to begin."
  • "The Prowler. If he wants you, he'll get you."
  • "Tonight, the terror begins again."
  • "Whenever the time was right, he'd come back. The Prowler. If he wants you...he'll get you."
  • "Night after night, he waited...for her. The Prowler. If he gets you, you'll wish you were dead."
  • "You may think you're safe, but you're dead wrong. The Prowler. Coming soon."

Scalps (1983) Trailer[]

  • "She did not know she was calling evil spirits of the past. They did not listen to the warnings before digging up the sacred ground of the dead."
  • "Scalps. Now they have awakened a terror unknown."
  • "Enter a bizarre new world of unspeakable horror never before shown in a motion picture. Black magic will surround you."
  • "Your blood will run cold."
  • "When the dead walk the Earth, the living must die. Scalps. 100 years of hatred uncovered."
  • "Spirits tormented in death ravage cruelty on the living."
  • "Hold your head in fear that you are next. The only movie that you may not be strong enough to watch to the end. Scalps. Never disturb the graves of the dead. Rated R. No one under 17 will be admitted without a parent."

The Scaremaker (AKA: Girls Nite Out; 1982/1984)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Scare is to defined as something sudden, ugly and terrifying. Fright is the result of being scared of your mind. Meet...The Scaremaker."
  • "The scavenger hunt was the biggest college weekend of the year, an event that would be from parties to graveyards. It was just another way to kill time."
  • "But something terrible happened. A dead man came home."
  • "The Scaremaker will take you places you've never been. You will watch the life run out of you."
  • "His corpse is sickening cold. It's too late when your heart races and pounds, when you feel your blood rushing through your veins. Never has terror been so real until you met...The Scaremaker. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent."

TV Spot[]

  • "Scare is to defined as something sudden, ugly and terrifying. Fright is the result of being scared of your mind. Meet the Scaremaker."
  • "The Scaremaker! A dead man come home. Rated R."

Scream Blacula Scream (1973) Trailer[]

  • "Now he's back."
  • "The black prince of darkness, Blacula."
  • "Scream Blacula Scream. The bloodiest legend of all time."

The Secret of NIMH (1982)[]

Trailer 1[]

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The Secret of NIMH (1982) Official Trailer - Dom DeLuise, Derek Jacobi Movie HD

  • "Aurora and Don Bluth Productions present, a classic adventure in motion picture entertainment."
  • "It's a fantasy with wizards, and villains...and heroes. It's an odyssey to another world...a world of fantasy and enchantment. It's a story of friendship. It's a classic story of courage...and a world of dangers...where courage is rewarded."
  • "A motion picture for everyone to share. Discover The Secret of NIMH...and rediscover the child in us all."

Trailer 2[]

  • "Aurora and Don Bluth Productions present, a classic adventure in family entertainment."
  • "It's an odyssey to another world...a world of wonders. It's a fantasy, with wizards, villains, and heroes. It's a story of friendship. It's a classic story of courage...and a world of danger...where courage is rewarded. It's a motion picture to share with your entire family."
  • "The Secret of NIMH. Bring your children...and the child in you."

TV Spot 1[]

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Secret of NIMH - TV Spots (1982)

  • "It's a story of excitement and danger...a story of friendship and fun."
  • "Right before your eyes, and beyond your wildest dreams. The Secret of NIMH. Rated G."

TV Spot 2[]

  • "It's a classic adventure in family entertainment. It has wizards...villains, and heroes. It's a fantasy full of adventure...dangers...and magic."
  • "Right before your eyes, and beyond your wildest dreams. Discover The Secret of NIMH. Rated G."

TV Spot 3[]

  • "Now, Don Bluth Productions creates a new world of animation...where fantastic creatures...great dangers...and great adventure awaits you."
  • "Discover The Secret of NIMH. From the award-winning children's classic. Rated G."

Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) Trailer[]

  • "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was left...living."
  • "Silent Night, Bloody Night. Starring Patrick O'Neal and Astrid Heeren. Also starring John Carradine."
  • "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was left living!"
  • "Silent Night, Bloody Night."

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)[]

Trailer[]

Radio Spot[]

  • "This holiday season, there's a man out there whose only gift is a nightmare. His suit is red, his beard is white, but the twinkle in his eyes are a little strange. Don't let your children near him. And don't, I repeat, don't tell him you've been good all year if you haven't. You've made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent."

The Silent Partner (1978) Trailer[]

Sister Street Fighter (1974) Trailer[]

Slaughter (1972) Trailer[]

Sleepaway Camp (1983)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Welcome...to Sleepaway Camp. Someone is watching you. Someone is waiting for you. Someone wants to scare you to death."
  • "Sleepaway Camp. You won't be coming home."

TV Spot[]

  • "Someone is watching you. Someone is waiting for you. Someone wants to scare you to death. Sleepaway Camp. You won't be coming home. Rated R."

Something Waits in the Dark (AKA: Island of the Fishmen; 1979/1981) US Trailer[]

  • "This year, thousands of women will be targets of violent sexual assaults. In some cases, the attackers won't be human... Something Waits in the Dark. From the icy blackness comes an unearthly inhuman horror rising up to seek a warm blood, the soft flesh."
  • "Something Waits in the Dark. Something monstrous...something evil...something only part-human, living to satisfy its unspeakable cravings and unnatural lust. They feed on fear, they thrive on terror. The night is the hunting ground and the women are the prey..."
  • "Who will satisfy them next? If it finds you, pray. But all it does is kill you. Something Waits in the Dark."

Soylent Green (1973)[]

Trailer[]

  • "New York City. 50 years from today. Nothing runs. Nothing works. But people are the same. And people will do anything to get what they need. What they need most...is...Soylent Green. Simonson, board of directors of the Soylent Corporation, murdered...because he discovered the secret of Soylent Green. Detective Thorn, he's got to find out what Simonson knew."
  • "Sol Roth, Thorn's researcher."
  • "Shirl, the furniture."
  • "Hatcher, police captain."
  • "Tab Fielding, bodyguard."
  • "Charlton Heston...Edward G. Robinson...Leigh Taylor-Young...Chuck Connors....fight for survival and solve the most bizarre riddle ever to face mankind."
  • "Why does Soylent Green mean life? Why does Soylent Green mean death?"

Trailer 2[]

  • "What is the secret...of...Soylent Green?"
  • "New York City, in the year 2022. Nothing runs anymore. Nothing works. But the people are the same, and the people will do anything to get what they need. What they need most is Soylent Green."
  • "What is the secret...of...Soylent Green?"
  • "Detective Sergeant Thorn, he has a two-year backlog of unsolved murders. Now he's on a case that must be solved. Sol Roth, Thorn's private library. A living book in a world without books. Simonson, he was the first to learn the secret of Soylent Green. Sol Roth was the next to know...and he chose to die, rather than reveal the secret of Soylent Green."
  • "What is the secret...of...Soylent Green?"
  • "Shirl, officially she's furniture. She comes with the apartment. She belongs to the tenant. Captain Hatcher. First, he wanted this case solved...now, he just wants it closed."
  • "Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Chuck Connors, Leigh Taylor-Young, Brock Peters, Paula Kelly and Joseph Cotten fight for survival and try to solve the most bizarre riddle ever to face mankind. The search for the secret of Soylent Green! You will find out why Soylent Green means life! You will find out why Soylent Green means death!"
  • "What is the secret...of...Soylent Green?"

The Spook Who Sat By The Door (1973) Trailer[]

  • "The Spook Who Sat By The Door. The controversial best-selling novel now becomes a shocking screen reality. The story of the first black agent in the CIA. Their first mistake was letting him in. Their worst mistake was letting him out."
  • "For five years, he was their token negro. For five years, he kept his cool. And in return, they taught him how to spy...how to fight...how to kill. For five years, he was The Spook Who Sat By The Door, and then...he turned gangs of ghetto kids into a highly-trained guerilla army."
  • "He turned a summer riot...into a revolution. He turned the American dream...into a nightmare. Yesterday, a novel. Today, a movie. The Spook Who Sat By The Door."

Strange Behavior (1981) Trailer[]

  • "Strange Behavior. A movie of mystery, horror and suspense."
  • "Strange Behavior."

A Stranger is Watching (1982) Trailer[]

  • "New York's Grand Central Station. A million people pass through it every day. Some of them never get out. Because beneath it is another world where a killer can hide...victims can disappear...and no one will ever know."
  • "Into the darkest catacombs of the city, A Stranger is Watching. A whole new vision of fear."
  • "Based on the best-selling thriller, the book that described it...is now the movie that shows it."
  • "There were a million witnesses, but no one saw it happen. A Stranger is Watching. From Sean Cunningham, the director of Friday the 13th."

Sugar Hill (1974) Trailer[]

  • "Blood is red. Voodoo is blue. Sugar is sweet. Revenge is sweeter. Meet Sugar Hill. Not a place, but a brand new face. The foxiest...sexiest...deadliest chick in town. The mob took Sugar's man away...and now, she's gonna make them pay."
  • "With a voodoo priestess called Mama Matriesse...and Baron Samedi too...and an army of undead behind her...there's nothing that Sugar can't do."
  • "The mob has never seen anything like Sugar Hill...and her zombie hitmen."

Superfly (1972) Trailer[]

Sweet Jesus, Preacherman (1973) Trailer[]

The Sword in the Stone (1963)/Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore (1983) TV Spot[]

  • "It's coming."
  • "Swords and sorcery...and silliness. The first motion picture... (King Arthur: Motion picture?) to tell the real story of Arthur and Merlin. Walt Disney's The Sword in the Stone."
  • "Plus, Winnie the Pooh and... (Eeyore: Give ya three guesses.) in an all-new featurette...Winnie the Pooh and a Day for... (Winnie the Pooh and his friends: Eeyore!)"
  • "Double feature, now playing at a theater near you. Check local listings. Rated G."
  • Alt: "Rated G."

Three Tough Guys (1974) Trailer[]

Tom Horn (1980) Trailer[]

The Toolbox Murders (1978)[]

Trailer[]

  • "This man is about to commit the most atrocious crimes in American history. Linda Givens, age 22. Valerie Hoffman, age 24. Mary Anne Stevens, age 21. These women have one thing in common: they're all victims of The Toolbox Murders."
  • "The Toolbox Murders. On July 23, 1977, a hooded killer terrorized a small suburb of Los Angeles, California. His identity was unknown, but he commit a series of crimes so fiendish that it shocked the entire country. Struck with no warning, he preyed on innocent young women. In his hands, simple tools became the instruments of death."
  • "His victims died screaming, but for the ones still alive, the worst was yet to come."
  • "The Toolbox Murders. A true story. When you stop screaming, you'll start talking about it."

TV Spot[]

  • "Bit by bit by bit, he carved a nightmare. Toolbox Murders. He made ordinary tools, weapons of destruction. Toolbox Murders. What he does to your nerves is frightening as what he does to his victims... Toolbox Murders. A Cal-Am Artists release, starring Cameron Mitchell. Rated R, under 17 not admitted without parent."

Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983) Trailer[]

  • "You've seen Raiders...Star Wars...Aliens...and Close Encounters...but...you are about to experience...a totally new dimension in entertainment."
  • "Forged from the wealth of kings, source of the magical powers of good and evil, unleashed in the hands of a madman! Now, five daring heroes defy the odds in a deadly quest to capture the greatest prize of them all... Treasure of the Four Crowns!"
  • "Share the ultimate modern adventure! Treasure of the Four Crowns! In Super-Vision 3D, coming soon. From Cannon Releasing, to blast you out of your seats!"

Tron (1982) Demo VHS Introduction[]

  • "The magic continues, in the great tradition of fantasy, of escape, high adventure, of optimistic drama and comedy, building on our history of innovation, originality, craftsmanship, and technical virtuosity. At Walt Disney Productions, the magic continues...the fantastic world of Tron."

Trouble Man (1972) Trailer[]

Truck Turner (1974) Trailer[]

Vampire Circus (1972)[]

Trailer[]

TV Spot[]

The Vault of Horror (1973)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Enter Death's waiting room...if you dare. Below the crypt...lies the Vault of Horror. A treasure chest of the macabre... Madness... Voodoo... Vampires... Torture... And terror. All the things that make life worth leaving."
  • "The Vault of Horror."

Radio Spot #1[]

  • "Enter Death's waiting room...if you dare. Below the crypt, lies the Vault of Horror. A treasure chest of the macabre... Filled with madness... Voodoo... Vampires... Torture... And terror. All the things that make life worth leaving."
  • "The Vault of Horror.'"
  • "From Cinerama Releasing. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent."
  • "The Vault of Horror. It has all the things that make life worth leaving."

Radio Spot #2[]

  • "Enter Death's waiting room...if you dare. Below the crypt, lies The Vault of Horror. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent. The Vault of Horror. It has all the things that make life worth leaving."

The Watcher in the Woods (1980) Trailer[]

  • "30 years ago, something happened in these woods."
  • "Something happened in this chapel. Something no one will talk about it. Something happened to a young girl. And it's happening again."
  • "Something is watching again...waiting. The Watcher in the Woods."
  • "Who is The Watcher in the Woods? Who or what is watching?"
  • "Bette Davis, Carroll Baker, David McCullem, and Lynn-Holly Johnson."
  • "The Watcher in the Woods, from Walt Disney Productions. It is not a fairy tale."

Xtro (1982)[]

Trailer[]

  • "Tony's father has been away a long time. Now, he's coming home. Xtro has returned!"
  • "Once a man, now he's something more than human. Indestructible, everchanging evil. His mission: to avenge, to possess, to destroy!"
  • "Xtro, bearing powers of black magic from deep space!"
  • "Xtro. Some extraterrestrials aren't friendly! From New Line Cinema. Rated R."

TV Spot[]

  • "Tony's father has been away a long time. Now, he's coming home."
  • "Xtro, bearing black magic from outer space! His mission: to avenge, to possess, to destroy! Xtro. Some extraterrestrials aren't friendly! From New Line Cinema. Rated R."